Troper War

I throw yet another batch of bombs at the Fangirl Warrior, all the bombs unleashing some sort of obscure beast like E.V.O.: Search for Eden that hasn't opened up its potential...

...yet.

I channel my inner phoenix to light Arcada, the obscure-work warrior, ablaze.

I upgrade my FEELS SHOOTER to the EMOTINATOR.

Five hundred forty thousand T-series combat robots equipped with dual built-in 12.5 kilowatt laser blasters appear on the horizon and immediately start shooting everything in sight.

Well shit, I didn't plan for emotionless robots. Um... I now have three main weapons: the emotional ones mentioned before, and a remote control. I make the first few robots rip off each other's metal plating, "coincidentally" forming a shelter for me, then I make the rest fuck off and kill each other. I enter the metal shelter.

edited 8th Mar '16 8:02:13 PM by SmartGirl333

The mobile artillery following a few miles behind the robots fires at the shelter. After a few seconds, it is bombarded with bunker-buster shells.

I just blanketly made all your shit fuck off, that didn't happen.

I emerge from the shelter, having used extra non-essential dropped metal to upgrade myself. The CAN(N)ON and EMOTINATOR are attached to my forearms and fire hands-free with a mere thought (like an Arm Cannon except I still have hands). I have cool armour that doesn't impede movement. This song plays faintly in the background.

edited 8th Mar '16 8:13:56 PM by SmartGirl333

I decide to retreat for now until I can find some way to deal with someone with retcon powers.

(I never said the artillery was robotic, by the way, which is why I didn't think you had included them in your attack.)

(...)

(...)

(...Is there a better way to say that that doesn't make it seem like I'm godmoding the situation?)

No, you're godmoding, but I am too.Everyone is. You're making this autohitting and ghosting fest unfun though with your boring OP shit, so please change to something less, well, practical.

Okay then. Give me a minute while I think of something to do...or perhaps I should just go...I'm sorry about that.

Aaaaand I decide to head out to wherever this is myself instead of just sending stuff there.

I summon Palpatine expies (Fangirl Warriors' natural enemy)!

They proceed to cast Force storm on everything within a light-year's radius of the targets.

Natural enemy? I enter RAGE MODE. Previously linked song intensifies.

You know what they say: The natural enemy of the RAGE MODE is point-blank annihilation.

I fire a massive Kamehame Hadoken, point-blank, at the Fangirl Warrior and any soul unfortunate enough to be located in its general direction.

I can't figure out how to ghost this so

GAME OVER

*Continue

In this new timeline, after upgrading myself I incapacitate as many others as possible with the EMOTINATOR, then fire the actual useful weapon I suddenly have at them. Song resumes

edited 9th Mar '16 3:28:28 PM by SmartGirl333

Permission to do either a stupid idea or a game breaking idea?

that;s the point, but if it would be absolutely impossible to ghost or goalpost-move away from, then reconsider. this thread is purely the kind of Rule of Cool/"well I'M even MORE overpowered" stuff that you get in small children's imaginary battles and long-running action anime. if your idea wouldn't be fun for the thread at large to ridiculously one-up, then it's not for this thread

ok! Well, lets do this. I have a tungsten pole dropper! you know, the nuke like ones! I have The rmote RIGHT HERE. But WAIT: It doesn't just drop Poles! On the poles are Sharks! WITH LAZERS ON THEIR HEADS. WITH EMP AND GRENADE LAUNCHERS. AND CONFETTI. AND EVERYTHING IS POKA-DOT.

edited 27th Feb '17 4:01:05 PM by DrToaster

I slice the pole dropper with a really huge sword(my arms are tired)

I summon antimatter and kill us all

A giant Orbital Tungsten Pole dropper you say?

Well I have an Intercontinental Osmium German launcher!

I use America to counter the "German" part.

I cast the Obesity spell to weaken America.

[is there a better term than “bump” that I can use here?]

can i have a gun

Here is a gun. Please don't shoot, I'm just here to watch. And possibly provide status buffs, but mainly watch. Popcorn?

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yes.