I fire my BFG which shoots FLAMING Taxi cabs full of high explosives, which blows up the Eiffel Tower!
...although nobody's said I was a psycho rapist before. Except SCIII, but that doesn't count." - Bobby G.so, before I even do anything, I am going to ask if my Eldritch Abomination form is banned, so I could come up with another.
God Modding is bad.
edited 26th Sep '09 11:01:55 AM by Tzetze
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.It's allowed Nick. And I'm totally not just saying that because I've got my Eldritch Abomination-proof Powered Armour at the ready.
edited 26th Sep '09 11:02:02 AM by The Jackal
I have powers relating to the fourth wall.
Beware me.
alright then, I think I'll go Beyond the Impossible, then. Behold, mortals, as I shed my carapace and evolve into a new form! In my new form, I keep the dragon head, but now I am connected to a massive body with a skeleton on the outside functioning as armor. I now have large claws and four legs made entirely of a black metallic substance. I also have a massive tree growing from my back that spawns hundreds of my Daemon minions per minute. There, now my first action...is to use telekinesis and grab Etheru
AGH! It's a good thing I brought my Eldritch Abomination Repellent!
edited 26th Sep '09 11:28:25 AM by Etheru
I'll just use this...Fallen Leaves-Dread of the Fallen! Each time one of these petals touches you, it goes inside and slowly eats away at you.
edited 26th Sep '09 11:19:57 AM by eX
I use my alchemy to seal Nick in the Gate of Truth.
My Eldritch Abomination-proof Powered Armour laughs at Nick's puny form.
*tears tree off Nick's back and starts beating him with it*
Argh, I apper to have been ninja'd. You will pay for that, vandro!
edited 26th Sep '09 11:23:40 AM by The Jackal
Jackal, you wanna see the Truth?
argh, well, then I will tribute Etheru to the gate to escape. And that tree is a rather permanent fixture. I will simply regrow it and launch my Leaves again to dissolve the lot of you. And while I am at it, I'll just shoot Ice Fire at Vandro
-*claps hands*
That won't work anymore, I'll simply do this. I stomp the ground and force you off your feet. And remember those organ eating leaves? By now, Vandro, you should be dead.
And now I pick up the various hotels of France and throw them at everyone
edited 26th Sep '09 11:36:10 AM by NickTheSwing
I saw the truth, my body was lost. I returned. Now I am immortal!
then why not join forces with me? As two invincible immortals, we should be able to destroy these feeble humans.
I am Immortal not an Eldritch Abomination, or invincible. and I am a Knight in Sour Armor.
edited 26th Sep '09 11:50:15 AM by vandro
Fangirls suddenly appear!
Fangirls attach themselves to Nick's body!
very well, I will simply destroy all their pitiful souls at once and cross the Moral Event Horizon. Imagine something like what Machinedramon did to the Numemon.
Fangirls are sturdier than they appear.
Very well then, I will conjure up more leaves and dissolve those wastes of life. And now, Vandro, I will blast you into the stygian haunts of hell with Rending Typhoon!
The fangirls misinterpret your attempts at destroying them as a sign of your secret affection towards them.
The fangirls ship you with Cthulhu!
But...I just dissolved their insides...
We basically create a ridonculously big battle, powered only by our imaginations, intelligence, and Rule of Cool.
I fire my Shark Catapult, which throws sharks!