Fuck it, I've stopped taking myself seriously. Vandalize all you want! Also, to explain myself: I am a hollow, soulless creature with no redeeming human qualities, who's every action is a futile attempt to gain attention and recognition. Pity me, and I'll go a minute longer without hurting myself with the knowledge that a fellow living creature has recognized my existence. Yes, that is me. On the forums, any-who. Owner of SC On the Hour, the rival network of Parable News. -vandalized by marsgreekgod- You pussies call this vandalism? Must I vandalize my own page? This is vandalism: FYUAWCE78GWEGFWERUILVGF9W;VJEWGHHHTHF56HVFO5UHGGHG9HGH5Y3Y0E8W7HY9HY4JP04HJ8PHJUJ76PJU9H30HJYUGFDSFBV KBHJ IAEBVUOQWGV68OET23854Y658967690238 C3C56 C NE3HGT5 FOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Jesus Christ, if your gonna edit my page, Tze Tze, do somethin' worthwhile, you stinkin' clot! (Im kidding, I love you.)
I'm not good at vandalization. Is this how I do it?
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Spaghetti Cat III: The Revengening
The New Years Vandal approves of this troper! Sincerly, Katrika!
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This is Solstace. I just thought I'd make myself at home in my own little corner of your page. It's so warm and comfortable here. I LOVE YOU SPAGHETTI CAT III!!!!!!!
SpaghettiCatIII, you have one of the best usernames I have ever seen!