Are you sure you aren't a pedophile?
My AO3. Results may vary
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Don't worry, I've had that experience, unlike you.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Does this apply to someone who's only thirteen?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
How sweet it is
"No, You need to."
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At the heart of the world...
And you need to stop wanking off to those pics you've got on my computer. You know how many times I had to clean up your mess?
...God, and you say I need to get laid.
my current job
Says the man who has so many 13 year old boys on his computer that it would give Gary Glitter the creeps.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Scarlet Witch
At least I'm not the one with a waifu pillow in his closet!
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
The World's Least Powerful Man
OK, but I'm on top.
At least buy me dinner first.
I don't wanna.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
"Team Ken, baby"
Sex is just a distraction from what's important...my eventual conquest of the world.
edited 29th Nov '15 12:59:47 AM by trashconverters
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
The World's Least Powerful Man
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You know what, you're absolutely right. Find me someone to sleep with. ... Hey, this was your idea, buddy, so it's your responsibility to see it to fruition.
edited 29th Nov '15 1:13:29 AM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
I don't have to do that. I'm going to be a millionaire soon.
Works every time.
Student of Story
You know what? You're right. Now, what was your mom's phone number again? I just hope she's keeping up with her STI treatments this time...
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Former Human
- flattens the person who insulted me* NO YOU!
Oh, sure. Get undressed.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Fly Air Madeline
I'm nine.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Whoa, no need to be a hypocrite about it!
No thanks. I don't want your aids.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
PINNACLE OF MAN
Gladly. I accept your sexual offer.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Don't Try It
"And you need to get laid six feet under."
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Is that an offer?