Official Tesladyne Employee TM
Hey, wanna see the latest trick I can do with my liver and the cat?
Funny story, it involves a barrel of weasels on a coffee buzz.
You are dazzled by my array of very legal documents.
Bloody Fossil
What's with all the stains and scratches on your clothes?
More fun!
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
What happens if we introduce pillows to the situation?
No, unfortunately.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Black Inches
Only Sane Fox
What's the latest news from the Cloudcookoolander?
It won't kill you, but you'll wish it had.
edited 12th Jun '10 1:04:21 AM by Roxor
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
So, if I take this and do this with it...?
I'd most definitely like to.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Would you like to eat a Mc Gang Bang?
Shirtless.
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
Creative avatar, eh?
How do you picture the different tropers on TV Tropes?
What a stupid question.
What am I doing here again? What are you doing here? I lurk around at Deviantart rather than here.
Black Inches
Fear me
Commander Xzzzzf'rl'llt, under what guise have your agents infiltrated this planet?
Appuppupuépué-appuppuppupuépué!!
Could you say something artsy?
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Fear me
Why? Good god, WHY???!!??
Uhhhh... Wut?
Last woman standing
You do know that I had a fatwah placed on you, don't you.
24601 145 and 9.
Bloody Fossil
Can you tell me next week's lottery numbers?
A compliment of course.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
What kind of comment is "I can't tell what gender you are!" supposed to be?
Potatoes.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Part-Time Omen of Death
What side dish shall I make tonight?
No, I'm actually over there.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Did we leave Ozzy in the garden?
What does my genitalia look like?
With two grapefruits in my mouth.
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
How are you going to get into the Guiness book of world records?
Paper crane.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
What did you get cut by?
I fight for my friends.
Last woman standing
You have no hope of victory puny earthling! Why struggle when you will surely die?!
In that tree but be careful because there is a vicious lemur.
Elite Soldier
Where the hell has my cat gone off to this time?
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
WARGARGARBL
And how do you intend to get that hat, huh?
three or four, depending.
How many slices of pizza do you want.
Once with a spoon and an orange, another time with a can tab, and a third with an airsoft gun wound.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
The building is on fire! What should we do?
No. Just... No. That's disgusting, dude.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours