... Can I lick you?
Only if it involves steel drum music.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Tell me something happy
Hey, wanna go to that incredibly cheesy new Caribbean bar on 4/20 with me?
Twice a day, if not more.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
How often do you paint your house?
Both.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Das kann doch nicht sein!
Do you like to eat worms or snails?
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Last woman standing
Why did you fuse together a leech, bat and a cat?
A four year old swallowed it.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
What happened to the incredibly sharp, small thing that was in the cornflakes box?
I want to see blood!
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.Why are you cutting yourself?
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Go away.
She had WHAT up her butt?
My penis.
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
What's something smaller than one inch? >:)
A little humid today.
Go away.
How's your ass?
Two cowboys and a bottle of anal lubricant.
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Dracula
what happened to you?
from my ass to yours
We must survive, all of us. The blood of a human for me, a cooked bird for you. Where is the difference?
The Plum and Only
How do we communicate again?
Backwards and on fire.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Dracula
how's Pat?
its nothing really
We must survive, all of us. The blood of a human for me, a cooked bird for you. Where is the difference?
Dracula
how's Pat?
its nothing really
We must survive, all of us. The blood of a human for me, a cooked bird for you. Where is the difference?
The Plum and Only
What's God doing here?
It's Raining Men.
edited 10th Jun '10 9:00:08 AM by Plumbum
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Go away.
Why are all these bloody stains all over the floor?
Cigarette butts and a bottle of port.
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Steven Lives
What did you get me for my birthday?
Because bad things are good for you.
G'day
Why should I get my ass beat?
Because I'm giving it away.
Steven Lives
Why can't I buy your love?
Because that was is a test and you have just failed.
edited 10th Jun '10 10:05:51 AM by BlaineTheM0n0
G'day
Why did my cleaning this room make everybody frown?
My cousins who I hardly meet anymore.
Tell me something happy
You saw WHO in the Internet viral video?!
About three thousand dollars cash, ten gallons of mustard, two chihuahuas, a tube of toothpaste, and as many acorns as you can carry.
edited 10th Jun '10 10:23:15 AM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.What do need me to get for you so you can build that Death Ray?
I swear I had nothing to do with it!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Bloody Fossil
What happened that night in the kitchen..?
That would be epic.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
^^Did you kill the mayor, on whose body your prints are covering, has your name etched into his chest, and filmed you attacking him during the event?
^How would you like to jump out of a plane without a parachute?
A harpy.
edited 10th Jun '10 10:45:56 AM by Keybreak
What do you want me to get you for your birthday?
Sure, Why Not?.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours