Wanna help me troll people on the internet?
Orange.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."What color is your car?
You don't want to.
I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.Should I send an angry cat after my worst enemy?
Time, patience, and shitload of bobby pins.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."So what would I need to win first place at the "Tiny Parts Make Huge Buildings" contest?
Milk and wasabi. You can substitute jalapenos for the latter.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!What pizza topping should I get?
In a pile of used needles.
Where'd you put my USB Drive containing an article on masochism?
We've got a magic hacker laptop and a spanner. We're good.
edited 21st Oct '16 7:01:01 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!...That is one huge firewall. Made with actual fire, no less. What do we got?
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.Why did you give me Canadian coins?
I am sexually aroused by them.
Is not impressed.Why are you keeping those suggestive looking bonsai?
I don't know, but these mystery meat meatballs are delicious!
edited 16th Dec '16 7:25:11 PM by anza_sb
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.Do you know what happened to my testicles?
H-he's fast!!
Hey, you managed to hook up with that guy at the club? How'd it go?
It's called "Seven Nation Army"! SEVEN!
What was that song by the White Stripes? Six Nation Army?
I AM THE HYPE!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."Gee, I wonder what Mega Corp Entertainment is doing to hype your Autobiography...
Earmuffs. Now.
Oh look, a ghost!Hey, you wanna check out this new song from Skrillex?
His knee was down, come on!
Okay, why did you kick the soccer ball directly at the goalkeeper's teeth?!
Yeah, it's the time of the year again.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.Is it Halloween? because their is a lot of guys in creepy clown costumes outside our house.
TWO GUNS BITCH!
edited 23rd Oct '16 8:29:17 AM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."The octopus wizards are approaching! What do we got?!
A swimming pool on the Moon, that's what.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.If I gave you a small loan of a million dollars, what you use it for?
Dio de los Muertos, of course!
edited 23rd Oct '16 8:53:47 AM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."HOLY FUCK WHATS THAT LARGE ARMY COMING TOWARDS US?
(While shooting people)nanananananna batman!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."The clowns are on the loose? Who are we gonna call?
To the MST-Mobile!
Oh look, a ghost!Can I go with you to the bad film snarking club?
you forgot the letter "R". idiot.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Think we should TS this trope?
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure the answer isn't the name of a Muppeteer.
What are they doing?
Well, that was your fault.
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Why are you frowning?
No. Just....no.
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