The man behind the slaughter
Why do you keep smiling?
After hearing a scary voice tell you to leave, you fucking leave.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
my current job
What do you mean, walking deeper into the "Cave of Terrible Deaths" despite a snarling voice telling me to not do it was a bad idea?!
Hey, it got the critics raving.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
PAINKILLER
Why the hell did you kill off Luke Skywalker?!
But he was cute.
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Why the hell did you kidnap, and brutally murder Leonardo Di Caprio?!
I can't believe they bought it.
64th Successor
Thoughts on the Ouya?
It's worth a lot to me, so hand it over!
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
The Underdog of Fantendo
What's with the platinum keychain?
Next time we meet that darn jackass, you better not intercept me again.
"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman
Mona Megistus!
Why do you think I got in your way?
There is only the winners, and the dead.
edited 2nd May '16 2:30:29 AM by The_Dag
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Mona Megistus!
Bump!
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Singularity of Self Delusion
What the- You monster- You beat him! He was defenseless! Wh- why the f**k did you kill him?!
'answers in the form of a strongly suggestive and hypnotic interpretive dance'
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
The man behind the slaughter
So how are you gonna hypnotize those guards?
You're the 19th person to try and avenge your dead parents/village/ country or whatever I did to piss you off.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
64th Successor
Ignore this.
edited 4th May '16 12:49:11 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Do you know what you've done? DO YOU?!
He's dead! He just fucking exploded in front of us! HOW DID YOU MISS THAT?!
my current job
Hey, what made my hands turn red and sticky?
I blame society.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
EVERYONE'S DEAD. EVERYONE EXCEPT DAVE, AND THAT AXE CRAZY COMPUTER ON THE SHIP! YOU ARE TO BLAME.
I take no responsibility for that. Though I may have been there, and may have done some things.
Victory and Great Defeat
4 people ended up dead, and two of them weren't expendable. How the hell do you explain yourself?
I'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS!
edited 4th May '16 2:27:01 PM by CSP1220
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
Mona Megistus!
Why did the kick that puppy?
Dry your tears. This is not the end.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
"Team Ken, baby"
Will Rick and Morty ever return to our screens?
It might've been because he was naked, crying and singing Sinéad O'Connor songs in his empty bathtub.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
64th Successor
Why was your friend locked up in a asylum with a straightjacket?
Don't judge me.
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ಠ_ಠ
edited 4th May '16 8:27:52 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Red Like Santa
So, why are you masturbating to pictures of your sister?
Because it will help me Take Over the World!
Now known as Cyber Controller
"Team Ken, baby"
Why are you making a giant spitball cannon?
I don't think that's the best song for a karaoke duet.
edited 4th May '16 8:36:39 PM by trashconverters
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Mona Megistus!
How about we do Anal Cunt's new single?
And that's why the Nazis are dead forever.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Singularity of Self Delusion
Has anyone ever told you that you have a bad habit of making non sequitur comments?
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. sobs with fear
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
SING "IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT!" DO IT OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!
Who told you that?! They are lying! LYING!
Is it true that you still watch Dora the Explorer?
Through years of meticulous research, I have concluded that it was caused by... FAIRIES!!!
edited 5th May '16 5:59:17 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
What are you doing with a banana peel on your face?
Because I'm clinically depressed at my monotonous life, and have no way to express my sadness except through big smiles.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!