Why did we let you be the idea guy, again?
No, no, it's not true, it's impossible!!!!
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You got a C on your math test. Not the end of the world.
Yet another question answered with a question. You just had to be the one guy who knows everything and only speaks in riddles.
Man on a Mission
Why do you want to know the meaning of existence when you don't even know the meaning of your own existence?
At this point, I don't think it matters anyway...
"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
Is it just too little too late?
Well, I'm sorry, but it gets.
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How come you didn't show up for our high school reunion?
YOU TRULY THOUGHT YOU HAD MEANING IN LIFE? HOW PITIFUL.
edited 24th Oct '14 3:49:10 AM by Nouct
What do you think of my graduation with a degree?
Let's face it, we were both running out of ideas.
my current job
Well, I got nothing. Can you come up with a way to open the television set?
...I don't see what that has to do with this lovely convention, but I think it's okay.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
What do you think of the robot uprising on the moon?
Me fail english? Thats unpossible!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Tief girl with eartude
loquerisne lingua latina?
Personally, I think the pink hat works best.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
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Which is best for my outfit, the sparkly pink hat or the sequined green hat?
I can't believe you lost my popcorn!
edited 26th Oct '14 5:31:40 PM by Nouct
So, I just saved the world from nuclear war. What do you think?
This is less complicated than it looks.
edited 26th Oct '14 6:08:01 PM by foxmccloud4387
"Just as planned."
Is this the best idea?
No, I won't do THAT.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
You'll you do anything for love?
Wait, why would God need a starship?
edited 26th Oct '14 6:34:36 PM by SilentlyHonest
Um, um, uh, because LAZAR BEAMS!
\*pew pew*
Heh heh, it says "load".
edited 26th Oct '14 8:29:28 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Y'all got that last one backwards.
See that sign over there?
IT'S YOUR MOVE!
Who's turn is it?
GIANT ROBOTS!
What was that advanced and expensive surgery tool we needed, again...?
That's exactly what you told me when you tried to murder me four years ago!
NO, IT IS YOU WHO ARE GOING DOWN!
So that explains why I no longer have legs.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
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Why aren't you running from Godzilla?!
I was supposed to be the butler!
Did you hear? The chef did it!
Because there are zombies in my house.
Why do you keep so many shotguns in your shed?
That's why I had to punch Cthulhu in his tentacled face.
So you wanted to die?
I am an adult.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
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What's your status?
Note to self: You can't set fire to a skyscraper using conventional methods.
How goes Evil Plan #117?
It wouldn't have turned out like this if I had gotten my morning coffee!
Could you help me to get my kitty down from that tree?
Don't question me! My plan was friggin' perfect! If it failed, it was because your face is dumb!
"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"