Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Why was the plan to turn them into Uno cards?
I've heard more absurd ideas, but not many. Let's put it into action!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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Hey do you want to hijack the White House using a unicorn?
MY MOTHER IS ACTUALLY NOT DEAD BUT NOT ALIVE!
What's the not-good-but-not-bad news?
My left pinky toe and my future firstborn.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Wait, this cost you what?
No, not unless I get to punch a Class-VIII Anomalous Entity in the face.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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Can't you come with us to defeat the Evil Overlord?
My god, I was him.
actually i am dead wow
Do you see that man there in the past? Who does he remind you of?
Wait! There's another side to this!
boop I'm more active on here
How did you get molten lava running through my neighborhood?
Because they're lava zombies.
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Why are they biting the volcano?
Well, that was one boring festival.
Why are you carrying a bunch of textbooks?
Because I'm Batman. Actually, I'm Batman. No, I'm Batman. THEY'RE LYING! I'M BATMAN!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
10 YEARS
Why are you so reclusive?
Actua Soccer.
simple as
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Would you care to explain the graffiti that happened all over the side of the starport?
Orange. Backscratchers.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Tief girl with eartude
Quick, name your mobile phone provider and a luxury item!?
I would, but I need a tank top.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
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Wanna go to the beach?
Ah so that's why he has the reindeer. Clever.
edited 16th Oct '14 5:36:06 AM by Nouct
Is that the Grinch over there?
So that's where my bowtie went.
Doctor Who memorabilia has now been outlawed.
You have to climb the Cliffs of Insanity.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Jolly Saint Nick
Can I have a cookie?
I wanted to wake up on time for once.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Man on a Mission
What the hell man?! Why did you activate the doomsday device?!
Hey! That monkey is a respected employee of this company!
edited 20th Oct '14 6:44:37 PM by VPhantom
"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
I guess he made a monkey out of you.
Well, that would explain the state of your affairs.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Remember that time we trolled the Illuminati?
I've got a Russian variant of Groot in my cellar.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Fly Air Madeline
Why did the tree in the cellar start speaking Russian just now?
I kill puppies by throwing newspapers at them.
edited 20th Oct '14 8:11:24 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
What do you do with your newfound powers?
It was the butler.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Man on a Mission
Who let the dogs out?!
That is my secret: I'm always hungry.
"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
Don't you think now might be a good time to get hungry?
Hey Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christ-
I think a kamehameha will do the trick.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
What's the best advice you can give for committing piracy in Lazytown?
Being a deck of cards was a recent development.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"