Jolly Saint Nick
Can I eat your lunch today?
That french fry is way too large.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
So now that you're six inches tall, what is your first thought?
He was never there to begin with!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
my current job
Why didn't you come back with Roger?
Uh, it's neither.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Just as planned."
Is this a hose or a pipe?
HANG HIM!
"Did you expect somebody else?"
so i made a new avatar
My lady! We've found teh man responsible for Sonic Genesis! What would you have us do with him?
It's the money!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Tief girl with eartude
What was your nickname again; The Monkey?
Because the Queen's keeping all the jetpacks to herself!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
"Just as planned."
Why exactly can we not just fly away even as Vera Lynn plays in the background?
There's a pie missing.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Tell me something happy
Why, again, are we rummaging through the frozen food aisle dusting for fingerprints?
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Jolly Saint Nick
Why is there a "do not enter" sign on my bedroom door?
Blue-colored lemonade, of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Fly Air Madeline
What would you use a gallon of blue food coloring for?
Eternal solitude in the center of the galaxy.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
What do want from life?
HA HA HA! No.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
You wouldn't mind it I totally took that sexy sister of yours out to the club down the street huh?
I talked just like this
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
One just might
How do you talk when a 60 foot tall three-headed giant is looking for you?
When he gets to the blue lemons, I stop caring.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Are you going to keep Greg from stealing your crops?
Turn around... [[Red: and I am already behind you.]]
edited 16th Jul '14 7:51:56 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
my current job
Huh? Where's Cthulhu?
In short: no. In long: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
intrepid sword
Luke, how did your response to Maury's verdict go again?
No... My sword is a tool of justice.
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Ah, I see... you deny your weapon it's purpose, y'know?
Remember that brick that I threw at the commissar? Because it said "GG KEKEKEKE" on it.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
A nice butterfly
I don't understand the Brick Joke Trope...what was it again?
I swear, I didn't know that was your mother!
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Why'd you just eat the cat?
Are you sure you're not an alien?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
That's not an answer... whatever.
Do I have to get the bloody signature of the UN to prove this to you??!?!! I. Am. Not. From. Mars.!!!
Well... Technically, he was outside of the door frame, so it wasn't necessarily assault.
edited 14th Jul '14 4:13:44 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
my current job
You realize I can charge you for assault of my fellow salesman?
JABBERWOCKY, THAT'S WHAT!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
A nice butterfly
What did ya call me, you Gobbledigook?
I would tell you, but then I'd have to lick you.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Tief girl with eartude
Do you think I look like a postage stamp?
Because you look like an envelope!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
my current job
Why are you asking what letters are in my name?
Contractually, you're supposed to do one.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Why are you writing Peach/Zelda slash?
I'll never forgive you if you do.
It's been 3000 years…