Watch the sick bastards, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the sick bastards!
When there's no more room in hell, the sick bastards will walk the earth.
You can't handle the sick bastards!
No, it is not dangerous to confuse sick bastards with angels.
I love the smell of sick bastards in the morning.
I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Sick Bastards.
We're on a mission from Sick Bastards.
I find your lack of sick bastards disturbing.
edited 29th Jul '10 11:55:18 PM by SeanMurrayI
Face Time
I could dance with you 'til the "Stop Having Fun" Guys come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the "Stop Having Fun" Guys 'til you came home.
I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve "Stop Having Fun" Guys.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American "Stop Having Fun" Guys.
"Stop Having Fun" Guys! Why did it have to be "Stop Having Fun" Guys?
No, it is not dangerous to confuse "Stop Having Fun" Guys with angels.
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Have you ever danced with The Muppets in the pale moonlight?
I have always depended on the kindness of The Muppets.
You know the difference between you and me? I make The Muppets look good.
My mama always said life was like a box of The Muppets.
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel bricks will be shat?' Well, do ya, punk?
Love means never having to say your bricks will be shat.
You had me at 'bricks will be shat'.
Black Inches
Nobody puts Azathoth in a corner. - Is that even POSSIBLE?
Why don't you come up sometime and see Azathoth? - Tea party between Cosmic Horrors?
Keep your friends close, but your Azathoth closer. - Yes. Keep the thing that can destroy the universe closer. You'll die quicker.
Lions and tigers and Azathoth, oh my! - One of these things is not like the others.
As God is my Azathoth, I'll never be hungry again. - Surely that should be "As Azathoth is my God"?
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Azathoth. - You can poison Azathoth?
Escape.
Last Boy on Earth
No, it is not dangerous to confuse gazebo with angels.
My mama always said life was like a box of gazebo.
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
Trainspotter
I am big! It's the penis that got small!
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
They're here already! You're fucking guidos! You're fucking guidos!
I could dance with you 'til the fucking guidos come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the fucking guidos 'til you came home.
You talking to fucking guidos?
Elementary, my dear Fucking Guidos.
All work and no fucking guidos makes Jack a dull boy.
What do you want to marry fucking guidos for, anyhow?
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fucking guidos.
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take fucking guidos anymore.
Many Bothans died to bring us this herpes.
They call me Mister Herpes.
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's herpes, which is probably more than she ever did.
Hasta la vista, herpes.
This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Herpes.
edited 30th Jul '10 11:29:29 AM by SeanMurrayI
Trainspotter
District 9 crossover time!
Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a fooking prawn?
A boy's best friend is his fooking prawn.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to fooking prawns.
They may take away our fooking prawns, but they'll never take our freedom!
This fooking prawn attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the fooking prawns.
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my fooking prawn. That's the price she has to pay.
edited 30th Jul '10 12:06:59 PM by CrowT.Robot
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Trainspotter
Come with Mama Luigi if you want to live.
That'll do, Mama Luigi. That'll do.
We're on a mission from Mama Luigi.
You know the difference between you and me? I make Mama Luigi look good.
edited 30th Jul '10 12:11:20 PM by CrowT.Robot
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Last Boy on Earth
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take batman anymore!
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was batman killed the beast.
A boy's best friend is his batman.
A batman. Shaken, not stirred.
With great power comes great batman.
Well, a Batman's a Batman, but they call it 'le Batman'.
Pay no attention to that man behind the batman!
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
Last Boy on Earth
Houston, we have a Superman.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Superman didn't exist.
This is the West, sir. When the Superman becomes fact, print the Superman.
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Superman Goes By'.
I find your lack of Superman Batman disturbing.
There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next Superman Batman, and nothing else.
This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Superman Batman.
I want that Superman, not excuses.
One Superman's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
That's no moon. It's a Superman.
I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Superman is away.
edited 30th Jul '10 12:29:05 PM by zam
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
Sshh! Be vewy vewy quiet
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take cats anymore!"
"Come with cats if you want to live."
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect cats to die."
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the cats."
"Pay no attention to that man behind the chair!"
"Whatever? We ain't got no whatever! We don't need no whatever! I don't have to show you any stinking whatever!"
"They're here already! You're whatever! You're whatever!"
There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my underpants.
Few men ever swapped more than one underpants with Sean Regan.
I have come here to chew underpants and kick ass. And I'm all out of underpants.
Killing me won't bring back your underpants.
I love the smell of underpants in the morning.
Better to be king for a night than anything British for a lifetime.
My mama always said life was like a box of anything British.
McLovin! Why did it have to be McLovin?
I'll have what McLovin's having.
The power of McLovin compels you!
Elementary, my dear McLovin.
You can't handle the McLovin!
edited 30th Jul '10 9:05:42 PM by SeanMurrayI
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
Many Bothans died to bring us this Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga, for lack of a better word, is good.
Listen to them. Children of the Lady Gaga. What music they make.
Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Lady Gaga? Wow. That's so wrong it's funny.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Lady Gaga, too!
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a pooper scooper lasts forever.
I want that pooper scooper, not excuses.
Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Pooper Scooper?
Say hello to my little pooper scooper!
I am not a pooper scooper! I am a human being. I am a man.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American pooper scooper.
Kori Dómtlandsson
"One fire's too many, and a hundred's not enough."
"I feel the need - the need for fire!"
"The power of Fire compels you."
"I find your lack of fire disturbing."
"Fire, for lack of a better word, is good."
"Fire! Why did it have to be fire?"
"You're gonna need a bigger fire."
"We'll always have Fire."
"Madness? This is Fire!"
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Warport. - ...Heh.
Go back to the gay furry porn of Sonic. You shall not pass.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Listen to them. Children of the gay furry porn of Sonic. What music they make.
Dracula (1931)
Love means never having to say you're gay furry porn of Sonic.
Love Story (1970)
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take gay furry porn of Sonic anymore!
Network (1976) Lolwut.
I'm Cheesecake! I'm Cheesecake! Spartacus (1960)
Gort! Klaatu barada cheesecake! The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951) (Nikto)
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to cheesecake. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) Mmm. Hate is delicious.
I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a PINGAS! What a PINGAS! No comment.
As God is my ununoctium, I'll never be hungry again. So, God is an unstable noble gas?
You're gonna need a bigger Cthulhu. Since we certainly need that.
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the soupcan. They're gonna hafta bury what's left of Spock in a SOOPCAN!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Problem?
"Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its Nice Boat." Ooookay... It's sturdy like one?
"Pay no attention to that man behind the RPG-7!" And risk getting blown up!?
"I defy you! Come and kneel before Troll 2!" They're bowing down to it, and now they're going to force me to bow to this movie! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
"With great power comes great Stapler." The Stapler is BOSS.
Last Defense Line.
Space hobo
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my lasers. Prepare to die!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Sick Bastards on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty sick bastards.