A Game of Gods: A Multiversal Challenge

Yuuka was rather distracted by the wyrm battle and shrugged as both the fight ended and the portal appeared. She entered the portal normally and observed the strange human processes.

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" The box has been set to the kappa's specification's, my lady."

In a Japanese style manor, a TV flickered, and with the wave of a gloved hand, it settled onto a particular channel...

" Ufufufufuu..." A blonde woman was sitting in a kotatsu, golden eyes slit narrow with lips curled into a poisonous smile. " Thank you, Ran. Why don't you join me?"

" I'm sorry, mistress, but I have work to do."

" Oh, worry about that later! This will be fun! The first functioning television with cable in Genoskyo!"

I don't see how watching moving pictures would be fun, but...Mistress' wishes... A woman with 9 golden fox tails sat herself in seiza position by her master under the kotatsu, eyes fixed on the TV.

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Cinnamon grinned widely as she all but pranced towards the spotlight on the stage, "leading" Ravage along, stopping and gesturing for the stagehands to put him into place there.

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Rey shook his head, the put a hand on his face. "I just...I just...I'm MARRIED! And apparently I'm not the only one!"

edited 7th Feb '11 1:40:33 PM by MystyGlyttyr

Easing back into life one step at a time

Narumi looked for a seat in the audience to see the action unfold. He found one and sat down.

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"How is Oya-san alive? I thought he was dead!" Shotaro said, shaking the tv. "Seemed that something happened to him when we weren't looking. Do you recall those weird visions I told you where you were accompanied by a small child when you first met me? I think that had something to do with this." The child said.

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Phi was in the Amphitheater, sitting down on a couch and watching the Blind Date show as well, gaining a chuckle. " Now this, this is something I can get behind." Phi said, holding a jug of popcorn in his hand.

edited 7th Feb '11 1:43:42 PM by Psyga315

"This can only end in tears..." -muttered Eddie-

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"He says he's not interested folks, but can our first candidate change his mind?"

-an envelope appeared in Kris's hands and he pulled out a slip of paper-

"And the lucky lady is... wait a minute..."

-his face shifted into an exagerrated look of surprise-

"It looks like the Powers That Be.... have decided to throw this cat a bone!"

The Doctor shakes his head. "Do you THINK the nomads care about us!? NO!! Hell they probably picked this one just for us married men and men with girlfriends back home!"

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"AND he's just obliterated his own metaphor in one fell swoop."

The stage hands did so, just in time for Ravage to break free of their grasp. The Predacon looked as though he was about to disembowel them right then and there, but decided against it; gritting his teeth, he fixed the hostess with a venomous glare.

"Proceed," he growled.

The Danse Macabre Codex

In the world of Earthland...

"Hey is that Natsu?" Lucy pointed to the Large Ham known as Natsu, as he juggled cameramen on what appeared to be a date show. The show was being broadcasted on a large crystal ball hanging in the middle of the guild, attracting more comrades of the pink haired teen.

"Huh.." Grey looked at it. "Didn't know he had it in him."

"Damn that young'un, I want to go on a show and have a date with a girl! I may be old, but I'm experienced!" Makarov, the leader of Fairy Tail, the mage guild where Natsu was a member of, responded with a sob. "I can even turn my body parts big with Giant Magic!"

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Natsu had by now taken to juggling security guards trying to apprehend him as well as the cameramen, chuckling as he saw the giant robot cat be strong armed into the date. "Good luck!"

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"Humiliation and irony is the best spice for romance." Eta said, tasting the awkwardness of Ravage's predicament through his mouth screen, wearing a comedic lobster bib for emphasis on his literal TV dinner.

edited 7th Feb '11 1:45:41 PM by GreyStar

Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.

Cinnamon bounced a little on her heels, clapping again and nodding to Ravage. "Your date's ready, Mr. Ravage! Let's see if this first date is one to remember!" She headed back to stand by the wheel, still grinning almost inhumanely large as she went.

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"That's right folks, for once the boys upstairs are being merciful, and throwing this lucky robot a familiar face! She's smart, she's strong, she's sexy, she's got a 50,000-mile warranty, give it up for the not-quite one and only ARCEEEEE!!!"

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Ravage was silent for a moment, seemingly stunned by this announcement. Then...

"WHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!"

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On prehistoric Earth, the Predacons looked away from their screams as a deafening roar of GITYERMITTSOFFAMYGREATAUNT!!!!! reverberated throughout their base.

"Whut in ternation wuzzhat?!" Quickstrike exclaimed.

Megatron's only response was a malicious smirk. "Oh, what delicious irony, yeeeeesssss..."

The Danse Macabre Codex

As the door opens a certain Arcee walks out. She strolls to Cinnamon. So who's my date?

To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy

Cinnamon pointed over to Ravage, smiling. "He's right there, ready and waiting for you."

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—A similarly malicious chuckle came from PHANTOM's emitter, the stationary Transformer greatly enjoying the sight of Ravage squirming. Calvin just looks disgusted, Hobbes hopeful.—

"Maybe they'll bring out a sleek-coated babe soon."

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—Saren remains still, but smirks beneath his helmet.—

Yukari's television suddenly seemed to short out...before it came back on to a black screen. But this wasn't just black, no, it was the kind of black that can make other kinds of black seem like white in comparison.

   Greetings Yukari Yakumo, on behalf of the rest of my comrads, I would like to offer you a proposition...   

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Bowser had finally noticed the portal and stuck his head in it.

Now there was a ginat Bowser head where the rest of the Champions were.

WHERE THE HECK AM I?

To be seen, stand up To be heard, speak up To be appreciated, shut up

Ravage shook his head in complete and utter incredulity. He turned to the host, gesturing at Arcee—who, being a full-sized Autobot rather than a downscaled Maximal or Predacon, dwarfed him by an order of magnitude—as he did so. "You do realize that I've tried to offline this fembot more times than I can recall off the top of my cerebral processor, right?"

A silver glow suffused Bowser, and the Koopa King shrank down to a more suitable size.

edited 7th Feb '11 2:01:54 PM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex

Arcee pulls out her guns. You're joking right!? He tried to kill me and my great-nephew! He's a Predacon!

To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy

Hope woke up, and immediately noticed the TV.

"What happened now?"

"Yup. That tasted purple."

-Eddie chuckled at Ravage's discomfort-

"Hey, maybe this won't be so harrowing after all..."

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"Oh, we know all about that little 'ancient and neverending war' you've got going, but remember; unprovoked hostility will be punished severely! How about that?"

Cinnamon only continued to smile, tilting her head forward slightly as she did, hands folded calmly in front of her as she observed.

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Ravage growled under his breath. The urge to kill was rising steadily, and it was becoming increasingly difficult to resist giving in to said urge.

The Predacon made to say something, but all that escaped his muzzle was an inarticulate, feline hiss.

The Danse Macabre Codex

Bowser took one look and went "Screw it" before heading back throught the still open portal.

To be seen, stand up To be heard, speak up To be appreciated, shut up

Cinnamon finally took a moment to pipe up.

"This seems like the time to mention, if you do anything bad happens to your date without provacation, you will lose the game!" She tilted her head, smiling even more if that was possible.

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Ravage's only response was to continue hissing, his strangled vocalizations eventually growing into a snarl.

"Fine!"

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Dis Baba turned to glance at Spriggan.

"Is it normal for your species to express such hostility before mating?" the strange alien inquired.

The Danse Macabre Codex

Yuuka watched in rapt fascination, veiled thinly by disinterest. She turned to the audience, casting a studying gaze over the entire set.

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The nine-tailed fox tensed and prepared to strike, but her mistress stopped her. The golden eyed woman's smile did not change. " I was trying to watch that, you know. Let's take this elsewhere, shall we?" A portal with countless red eyes opened behind her, and she stepped through. The kitsune watched with obvious concern, she didn't quite understand even her master's motives.