Result: A bright blue liquid. Upon drinking, D-class felt wondering about the entire site.
Test: A cup of senpai
[REDACTED]Result: Test subject now had an extreme desire to be observed at all times.
Test: A cup of TEH AELINS FRUM TEH OTUAR SPAESS (Master Chief's horrible machinima from Arby n' the Chief: The Movie)
Insert something clever hereresult: a bitter yellow liquid that was reported as tasting like a turkey that fell into a rubble and was served without getting cleaned first.
test: a glass of 20 gauge shotgun buckshot supercooled to room temperature.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!bump
edited 27th Mar '16 11:11:23 AM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!OUTPUT: A cup of liquid lead, at 70 degrees Farenheight. Cup was shaped like a shotgun slug, just, you know, in foam. Upon testing, D-72234E noted that it tasted "exactly like a really cheap, but really old wine". After [___] hours, D-72234E was found to be dead of lead poisoning. The remaining liquid had reformed into solid lead.
I'm not cleaning that up. -Dr. O'Malley
INPUT: One cup of Gao Gai Gar.
Dr. Calvin has displeased me. - Dr. O'Malley
edited 28th Mar '16 9:47:44 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousResult: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Input: A cup of SCP-294.
Insert something clever hereResult: 294 did not dispense any liquid. Instead, the display screen simply read "Nice try, jackass."
Note: Ha! Got ya good, Dr. Calvin! - Dr. Ryans
Test: A cup of Omae Wa mo Shindeiru.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!Result: [REDACTED]
Test: A cup of 007.
Have agent [REDACTED] drink it! - Dr Stroll
[REDACTED]RESULT: SCP-294 dispensed water filled with bacteria not matching any known organisms on Earth. Analysis reveals the bacteria to be identical to a species inhabiting SCP-007.
REQUEST: A cup of Rickroll.
Result: A cup of [REDACTED] liquid. When a D-235 drink it, it will sing never gonna give you up repeatedly until D-235 is tranquilized by Agent Lon.
Test: A cup of K-class scenario.
edited 18th Apr '16 3:58:33 AM by TheEngineer24
[REDACTED]Result: Testing denied by O5 council. "Don't want to risk an XK." - O5-9 Test: A cup of what makes Dr. King get apple seeds from every test.
Insert something clever hereOutput: SCP-294 dispensed a cup of blood. Later examination- corroborated by Dr. King feeling ill and lightheaded immediately after -proved it was his blood; apparently, simply being Dr. King creates that reaction.
Input: A cup of decaying plant matter and animal feces, fermented for 1000 years.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Result: bump
Test: A cup of dank memes.
Insert something clever hereResult: [REMOVED BY O5 REQUEST.]
Dear lord, someone kill that thing! -DR RW.
Test: A cup of SCP 008
Result: Test denied by O5 Council. Researcher who made this request demoted to D-Class.
Test: A cup of cup.
''Annihilate everything.''Result: A cup containing a chalky white fluid which, when poured out onto a flat surface, began forming itself into a smaller, but otherwise identical-looking styrofoam cup. An attempt at drinking resulted in the D-class suffering anal blockages and eventually [REDACTED]
Input: A cup of power copying ability
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Result: A blue liquid. When drank, gave the subject ability to copy abilities with a touch of the right hand.
Test: A cup of Dimensional Donuts.
Insert something clever hereresult: cup containing a pink, viscous liquid with multicolored sprinkles, samples show large amounts of sugar. like, enough that one droplet put you into a coma.
input: a cup of protoadamantium
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Result:A blue-ish metal thick drink made up of [DATA EXPUNGED] and [REDACTED]. A D-Class was ordered to drink it. After drinking it, the taste is metal, but with an aftertaste of Pepsi Blue. 40 Minutes later, The Subject begun to have massive energy spikes in activity.
" Seriously, who's going to stop the subject? He's gone completely [EXPLISIVE] insane. Someone, put the subject out of it's misery. I don't want to see him ever again. " -Dr. Reinfield
Input: A cup of Senzu bean Smoothie, A Cup of Goku's Saiyan Blood, and A Bottle of Saiyan Juice. \\ (Requested by, Dr. Yrisendale as a part of his Otaku travels.)
Result: A cup of [REDACTED] liquid. Causes a massive surge in activity, violentness, and superhuman powers.
Input: A cup of enclaves.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Result: A cup of liquefied soil from Kaliningrad Oblast, Russia.
Test: A cup of SCP-682's blood. I then dare someone to drink it.
edited 25th Jun '16 4:17:48 PM by AHI-3000
Result: A cup of [DATA EXPUNGED], highly toxic.
Input: A cup of a hot summer day.
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope ReportResult: A semi-opaque, glowing bright yellow and liquid with a greenish tint poured out of the machine. Upon drinking, the D-class said it tasted like "hot lemon-lime Gatorade." He began glowing brightly and brought the temperature in the room up by XX degrees Celsius. Everyone else in the room remarked that it was "too hot". The effects tapered off somewhat after 12 hours, and disappeared completely after 24.
Test: A cup of drastic
Note: Please get someone other than Dr. Calvin or Dr. Alucart to do the test. "Bump" and "DATA EXPUNGED" are not sufficient to put in as results. -Dr. Lew
edited 27th Jun '16 6:42:19 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Test: A foaming, reddish drink that is very hot and smells like spray paint. Drinking it causes a burning throat and irrational behavior.
Input: A cup of Saparmurat Niyazov.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Result: A dark red liquid with the opacity and consistency of blood was dispensed. Upon drinking, the D-class received several deep lacerations and had to be rushed to medical facilities. He is expected to make a full recovery in X months.
Test: A cup of Wonder
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"