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Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#2076: Sep 29th 2016 at 1:48:42 PM

Because God is a dick.

Can torture solve my problems?

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#2077: Sep 29th 2016 at 5:19:15 PM

Yes, tormenting people is always the solution!

How do I Google something?

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#2078: Sep 29th 2016 at 5:29:28 PM

Use bing.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

Now known as Cyber Controller
Malekron Since: Aug, 2015
#2079: Sep 29th 2016 at 6:02:50 PM

It says it is the Fourth of July!

I'm dying, can some one take my Mcgriffin, please?

BlizzardeyeWonder Champion of Io! from The graveyard Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Champion of Io!
#2080: Sep 29th 2016 at 6:21:12 PM

Why would anyone take Griffin?

Help, I'm stuck in a printing press! Get me out?

edited 29th Sep '16 6:21:47 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

Oh look, a ghost!
PrincessGwen The Scarlet Witch from In the U.S.A Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If it's you, it's okay
The Scarlet Witch
#2081: Sep 29th 2016 at 8:13:29 PM

Quick, use an orange!

How come the Bermuda Triangle isn't a square?

"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Surt Crazy Awesome Personified from Perth, Australia Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Crazy Awesome Personified
#2082: Sep 29th 2016 at 9:07:35 PM

Because it's too busy being a quadrangle.

How do I use a mouse?

Party time!
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#2083: Sep 29th 2016 at 9:10:16 PM

Don't be silly, you should use a rat.

Why is Michael Bay allowed to make movies?

Now known as Cyber Controller
Betweenthree Deka-Madora~ from The Minus World Since: Aug, 2016 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Deka-Madora~
#2084: Sep 30th 2016 at 2:58:49 AM

Because he blew up his music studio and can't make music.

Why does Microsoft screw us over with a BSOD?

That face when you realize you've just walked into a pit.
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#2085: Sep 30th 2016 at 7:23:20 PM

Because BSOD is an integral part of the life cycle of an OS.

What's the difference between vanilla and french vanilla?

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DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#2086: Oct 1st 2016 at 4:29:45 PM

Vanilla is IN AMERICA!

Why did people talk funny in Shakespeare's time?

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#2087: Oct 19th 2016 at 9:08:05 PM

Because thou art a fool.

What do you think of Rule 34?

Now known as Cyber Controller
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#2090: Nov 4th 2016 at 3:39:19 PM

I think it is absolutely disgusting, degrading and excellent artwork to masturbate to if made properly.

How does therapy work?

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PrincessGwen The Scarlet Witch from In the U.S.A Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If it's you, it's okay
The Scarlet Witch
#2091: Nov 4th 2016 at 4:04:07 PM

Cheese.

What does an arrow look like?

"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Sazandora watermelon from Gensokyo Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#2093: Nov 4th 2016 at 4:10:22 PM

Because we wouldn't have any other place for so much porn.

1+1=?

Now known as Cyber Controller
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#2094: Nov 4th 2016 at 4:11:54 PM

Whatever you define it to be, I need an axiomatic framework to work in, man!

Who is John Galt?

I need to update these things more often
Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#2095: Nov 4th 2016 at 4:44:07 PM

A asshole.

I hate how you scheme to stir the people up, why don't you take a vacation AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Malekron Since: Aug, 2015
#2096: Nov 15th 2016 at 9:14:09 PM

Well excuse me princess.

Wanna get high as kites?

Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#2097: Nov 15th 2016 at 9:15:54 PM

I dunno if I can afford a plane ticket...

My God, What Have I Done?

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#2098: Nov 16th 2016 at 5:22:42 AM

... You shit in the sink. Calm down.

What happened to the goold old days?

Long live the New Bev.
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#2099: Nov 16th 2016 at 5:23:39 AM

YOUR MASKS

Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways?

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#2100: Nov 16th 2016 at 5:23:50 AM

[up][up]They ended.

[up] Because English is a weird Frankenstein's monster of a language.

Who let the dogs out?

edited 16th Nov '16 5:24:20 AM by TheGreatUnknown


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