PAINKILLER
No one. "First" is a social construct.
When do I stop?
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Don't Try It
Whenever you feel like it.
Why is there no Canadian character for Overwatch?
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
They planned for including one, but he wasn't polite, so he was dropped.
Why do I never have enough money?
"Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!"
Red Like Santa
my current job
Because size DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD is physiologically impossible, last I checked.
Can you do Donald Duck?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Red Like Santa
64th Successor
Because the world needs some good literature.
Why is the earth round?
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Red Like Santa
Lawyers. Back when it was flat, people kept on falling off the edges. The lawyers forced God to make it round so that wouldn't happen.
How do I get a harem?
Now known as Cyber Controller
PAINKILLER
Be a complete pervert.
How do I make a fire?
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
my current job
You pour ice all over a bunch of steel.
How do I shot web?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Red Like Santa
Fuel.
Do you know what happened to my brain?
It was eaten by the zombies.
Can gorillas swim?
Worry
Well if they get proper training they can.
Why is that women crying?
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Red Like Santa
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
When your new boss hires you.
How does gravity work?
:D
By slamming your head in the ground.
You suck or I suck?
This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind.. ∩(·ω·)∩ WAIT, is this supposed to be the mistress herself?
my current job
Why not both? 69 is a thing, y'know.
A tooth for a tooth?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
An eye for an eye.
Are ratels friendly in bed?
Red Like Santa
hiya, the name's scout.
Who ISN'T my waifu?
Why do cows eat grass?
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Worry
Because it taste like watermelon.
Why do I have a urge to wear leather pants?
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Red Like Santa
Red Like Santa
bump
Now known as Cyber Controller
WITH 'IS THUMB!
Who's on First?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.