Sayonara, Monty Oum
Fine, now get out of here.
Just one wench! Please?
Yer conduct be impressin' me, young Edward. There be a berth on me ship if'n ye want it.
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Aye captain! I be a loyal crewmember.
Aye, that ye be.
-grabs Joe by the scruff of his neck and pulls him until we are face-to-face, with a flintlock tucked under his jaw-
An' if'n ye so much as think o' crossin me like ye did to that thar poor wench, keelhaulin'll be the least of yer worries. Savvy?
edited 1st Jun '10 7:52:11 PM by SullenFrog
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Gorgon: I make a great marksman, I do!
(Pretends his hand is a gun, the monkey does the same.)
Gorgon: In fact, behind this jacket, there's my guns an' bullets!
Usually here.
Arrr, let's see this here galley o' mine.
-sees a galley stocked with fish, fish, fish, salt, and fish.-
Gaaaaah, this won't do at all!
Cap'n! We be needin' loads o' supplies like weevil-infested biscuits, rancid lard and vinegar if'n we wants to last ths whole voyage!
Sayonara, Monty Oum
Any of you landlubbers want to team up with my crew for a treasure hunt?
Gorgon: Yarr, I ain't no landlubber, but I'm ready for the treasure!
Usually here.
Tell me something happy
Yarr! Iron Bess Rackham always be ready for treasure!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
A fine observation ye've made, Master Swampbeard! Come, we'll raid that thar sorry excuse for a market right now!
The Danse Macabre CodexOOC: Is this going to have fantasy elements? Just wondering.
Usually here.
I have no idea. Just wait and see.
edited 2nd Jun '10 3:20:01 PM by SullenFrog
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Let's plunder us a pantry!
Now yer talkin'!
-draws his flintlock and begins waving it in the air-
Larder ho, lads!
edited 2nd Jun '10 3:26:23 PM by SullenFrog
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Blue Eyed Matador
Nay, lad; there be naught but fish an' more fish in our larders, so Mister Swampbeard and I be goin' to raid the markets for some conserves an' sundries. ...How good be yer eyes?
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Blue Eyed Matador
Avast, shopkeep, I be lootin' this here barrel o' lard!
Shopkeep: That's me wife!
Oh! Er... Have you a barrel o' lard then?
Shopkeep: No, keep her, please!
Yaaaah, no, we'll be going now.
-continues the quest fer lard-
Splendid! -unravels parchment- Leave yer mark here.
So, includin' the four o' ye, that gives us... four.
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Blue Eyed Matador
-Spits on own hand and shakes firmly-
Glad to have ye, sonny-Jim! What be yer name?
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Blue Eyed Matador
Quite an apellation ye've landed yerself with, Master Gloom. And I...I be Sullen the Frog, late of His Majesty's marines, Blight of the British Isles, and soon-to-be Lord-Sovereign of the Oceans.
edited 2nd Jun '10 3:55:13 PM by SullenFrog
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Yar! I give up!
-falls to his knees begging-
Please! I'll I be needin is one wench to tide me over!