ITT: We Are Pirates

The scurvy dogs took ill wit' scurvy before we made port. Now I be needin' a cabin boy, a cook, an' someone fool enough ta sit in the crow's nest fer starters.

edited 1st Jun '10 2:02:47 PM by SullenFrog

-Chunks of swampmuck fall from long beard and other unmentionable places as I spring up-

Ye've got yerself a cook!

Yer certainly healthier than me last cook. Yer in!

-offers a sheet of parchment-

Leave yer mark here.

-glances down at the floor- If you would allow me, could I work on deck? I would prefer to be able to fight at the same level if we should be boarded.

edited 1st Jun '10 2:10:56 PM by Keybreak

Of course ye can, laddie...jest as soon as ye finish peelin' our new cook's potatoes! It be the cabin boy's duties fer you!

Aye!

-Leaves big scrawly x.-

-looks back up, determined- Very well then. So long as you let me on land to help search for that treasure. -grabs a pen and signs the parchment-

-rolls up the parchment-

Splendid! Come on lads, we've got us a crew ta fill out!

edited 1st Jun '10 2:18:09 PM by SullenFrog

-straightening up- I can't believe that we'll find too many more willing in the bar. What if we look down by the docks where your ship is moored?

You scurvy dogs act like you know nothing about sailing. Your like a bunch of sea pups, but manners are about the same as a pack of wolves. Well I'm off to wolf down some ale.

Arr...Good lad, young Keybreak. I'll be makin' a proper cabin boy outta ye yet!

-departs for the docks-

-looks to Tachyon- Half a moment...would you consider joining our crew? We're looking to set sail for a treasure.

Arr, and we be in need o' fresh meats for hungry days and lonely nights!

(Ah, cannibalism and mansex jokes, will I ever tire of you?)

(A man with a hook hand and long beard walks in, wearing a bandana. He had rather long, messy hair and his jacket was thick and his pants were baggy.)

Man: I be Gorgon Nepal! The best pirate in the world! Here's my monkey, Ropo!

(The monkey claps and boards his head.)

-Pink ship full of female pirates appears-

Yarr, I be Pinkhair the pirate. Any of you scurvy dogs want to spend the night as my cabin boy?

Nay, lass; the sea be me only love.

But she do be a rather understandin' type, if'n ye catch me drift.

-waggles bushy eyebrows-

Oh really?

Aye. She's not so concerned wit' the physical as she be wit' the metaphysical, savvy?

Eh, not really.

Arr. Nevermind, then.

Pack yer things, lads, we've got to be off soon!

Yar, I be a castaway. Will ye help me? I have booty.

How good are ye at espyin' the horizon from a crow's nest?

Like, so do I

-giggle-

Come aboard

-Gets on board-
Yar har! I be not a castaway, but fearsome pirate Edward Teash. Now hand over ye gold and the wench, or I'll keelhaul the lot o' ya!

-entire female crew pulls out guns-

you sure about that?