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Borderlines? I think the sheer Narm puts it into Suicide as Comedy levels.
SHIKI is dead.
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No, it's like they did it on purpose! Did Jack Chick's artists try to have a little fun, or did he draw this one?
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It's so Off-Model I think he drew this one. I'm not sure I've lulzblogged any of the Fred Carter ones.
And I don't think it was deliberate—Jack Chick is just that bad.
SHIKI is dead.
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This doesn't look like Fred's style, actually. I think this was pre-Fred.
And yeah, this one is legendary.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
Hey ... I think I have that same dragon figurine.
I bet she didn't hang herself manually. She probably busted out a little Power Word Choke, augmented by Satan's seductive skills.
edited 2nd Dec '09 3:48:37 PM by Penguin 4 Senate
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Nah. Her character's a thief, not a wizard, so she doesn't get THE GREAT MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN's powers.
SHIKI is dead.
I'm Only Sleeping
This is so stupid I need to read Wikipedia to recover my lost INT.
Or I could also read Order Of The Stick.
Will you cover a tract with Critical Ethnicity Failure?
edited 2nd Dec '09 4:19:23 PM by Kinkajou
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
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Dire Sloth covered one of those.
SHIKI is dead.
OMG NO NOSECONES
It's okay to not take me seriously. I sometimes don't take myself seriously, either.
I honestly haven't touched a for-real Chick Tract in ages. There's far better ways to share your faith then handing someone a tract, to be honest.
Like, living it. Years ago, an older woman at work just opened up to me and told me all sorts of baggage and drama and stuff, because she didn't know who else to tell. I guess I put her at ease, she felt she could trust me, something. I felt a bit odd to be a sounding board, but she felt better. I didn't preach at her, tell her she got to "turn or burn" or the other hokey thought-terminating cliches that get tossed about, I just listened and shared how He fixed my life. She listened, felt better, and as far as I know, she's going to some church in town now.
Anyway, my two cents, for what little it's worth.
Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
I'm Only Sleeping
Jack Chick isn't a real Christian anyway.
I'd say he's more of a believer in Chickianity, where he's the prime religious figure (and the only loony in it).
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
OMG NO NOSECONES
^ Chickianity.
I just about spewed coffee on my monitor that was so funny...!
Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
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KINKAJOU WINS
CHICKIANITY
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
Responsible adult
@PVM: Naah, you seem OK. Just sort of placidly telling someone "Well, religion helps me" and namedropping a church is OK. I'm an agnostic and don't really associate with churches in that fashion, but if I'm not interested, I'll either politely say "I'm not interested" or just ignore it. There's a difference between Normal Christians, Scary Christians, and Chickiology.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
I'm Only Sleeping
I daresay I'm in the first group.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Exitus Acta Probat
Anybody else thinks "Fighting the Zombie" sounds like an euphenism? "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom and fight the zombie." "I was up all night fighting the zombie."
OG Troper
"These look like perfect boots for fighting the zombie!"
the statement above is false
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. . . Sand? Where are you?
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
Nah. Her character's a thief, not a wizard, so she doesn't get THE GREAT MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN's powers.Do character classes even matter in the Chickian Coop?
edited 3rd Dec '09 6:30:10 AM by Penguin 4 Senate
I'm Only Sleeping
I bet Jack Chick will make his own tabletop RPG.
And all the endings will be the same - you all end up in Hell. Game Over.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Chaotic Greedy
That would be a rip-off of Cthulhu!
"You're all dead, except Bob, who's committed, and Dave, who will only die in after a few thousand years of suffering. Game over."
edited 3rd Dec '09 6:48:40 AM by Medinoc
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
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He wouldn't be able to use dice, though.
Dice = gambling = SIN
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
I'm Only Sleeping
Yeah, you don't use dice in it.
Why, because in a Jack Chick tabletop RPG, all you need to roll are Critical Research Failures!
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
OMG NO NOSECONES
What? No dice? Not even a bunch of D6's? Dang. Guess I got to get rid of Tactics II and Star Fleet Battles, they both use the EEEVIL dice. (and a rulebook that makes a good doorstop for the latter)
I was once one of those "no thanks, I'm fine" people, until I finally realized that I was, in fact, NOT fine. It's all about free will anyway, we have the free will to choose to believe or not, accept or not, so on and so forth. If we didn't have that, we'd be robots.
Speaking of which, I'd love having a robot to wash all my dishes. I abhor doing dishes, I'd rather buy Chinet and toss them once I'm done then do dishes...!
Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
Responsible adult
Dang, is anyone else getting adds for "Illithid Brain Juice" now?
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
My... God...
Who knew Dungeons And Dragons was such Serious Business? This is so ludicrous it borderlines on Suicide as Comedy.
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