Kingdom Hearts

Screw This, I'm Outta Here (regarding the Aqua topic, at least)

-Walks into the thread-

Hey, guys I-

-Sees Kaaqua-

...

Oh god, not this again.

It won't... leave... my head!!!

Do I have to reset the horror by dropping the N.E.-Bomb?

What's that?

Booky, cover your eyes and ignore the spoiler tags, I don't want you getting caught in the crossfire...

NAGA EYES!!!

I actually went "Kaiqua? Wasn't it Kaaqua- Oh. Wait. Right." And then the derail happened.

...Wouldn't that make it worse? We really don't need more snake rape.

edited 7th Oct '12 7:06:28 PM by stargirl93

Meh, the naga thing don't bother me that much. Kaaqua though....I ship it. :P

Well, the Naga Eyes I read was a sporked version featuring Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Axel, so at least in my case the horror is lessened somewhat. As for the rest of you (except Booky)... pleasant dreams.

... Ah, the resounding sound of a horrific No-Sell...

edited 7th Oct '12 7:09:27 PM by Khfan429

Same, but that still doesn't help.

-takes out an "Wave of Puppies" bomb- Should this do it?

Edit:

...

I need to stop thinking literally.

edited 7th Oct '12 7:11:58 PM by stargirl93

It just might be the only way to undo the damage... right this wrong that I have wrought.

-sets the bomb off-

There we go.

Ok, so what Days scenes are people looking forward to in 1.5 Remix?

edited 7th Oct '12 7:15:18 PM by stargirl93

Personally, I can't wait until Riku turns into a snake while hanging out at the beach with Sora.

Any scene with Xigbar or Demyx in it.

I will kill you with a forklift.

edited 7th Oct '12 7:17:25 PM by Khfan429

What the heck is Kaaqua?

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! AND YOU SHOULD CERTAINLY NOT IMAGE SEARCH IT!

I'm dead serious, don't do it, it'll ruin your life.

A very bad ship.

...The thing I still don't get is, if you people are so upset by Aqua being hypnotized than eaten by Kaa, that snake from The Jungle Book, why do you keep bringing it up, and why do you keep talking about it?

Anyway, I could see Aqua in a relationship with Kairi, or Sora, or Riku. Well, I couldn't see it, because I don't think any of those characters would have romantic interest in each other, and I don't believe it would be in character, but I wouldn't be squicked out by it so long as Aqua hadn't aged in the Realm Of Darkness, and so long as Kairi, Riku or Sora had aged. Which they have.

Anyway, does anyone else think that Lea's Keyblade is a TOOL OF JUSTICE?

edited 7th Oct '12 7:27:36 PM by unnoun

We don't, in this case anyways the person who brought it up apparently ships it.

And then people keep asking what it is, not realizing that they probably shouldn't ask why when people keep reaching for Brain Bleach.

edited 7th Oct '12 7:32:56 PM by Khfan429

-looks at thread-

lol have a potion

no I meant what is this ne bomb?

Haha I think I read that spork it was funny!

Oh, if you read it then I can tell you. N.E. stands for the fic itself. It was supposed to override the horror of... that other thing... with something I could actually laugh at.

edited 7th Oct '12 7:52:50 PM by Khfan429

Oh ok.

What, you mean this?

AGGGGH I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN AS SOON AS I SAW IT WAS DEVIANTART THAT YOU DIDN'T MEAN "NAGA EYES" WHY DID I CLICK ON IT?!?

Because you're a gullible sap an or masochistic?