Konknitive Dissonance
Null.
simple as
So Monkey has a crush on me.
Despite being straight and taken, I'm flattered. (⌒▽⌒)
...now, I think I've had more girls crush on me than guys. That's unexpected.
Konknitive Dissonance
edited 25th Apr '15 6:05:54 PM by Konkfan7
With the revelation that one of my previous non-Hobo crushes crushed on me a long time ago, I think that crush is returning.
He's taken now, but eh.
Bleventeen.
Student of Story
2, maybe 3, although just in a fun, light way because I seriously doubt that any of them would have much of a chance in real life, so it's more of a just for fun I think that person seems really cool and would great to spend time with rather than a real emotional investment. (God, I sound like I have a stick up my ass! 
)
The Scarlet Witch
1. And some tropers already know who it is, so I'm not gonna say.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
2. :/
grumble grumble
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
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...Still not canon? C'mon now!
Yeah that's all I came here to say, I've got zilch since the ex, and that's how I intend to keep it.
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
Zero.
Yup. No troper crushes at all.
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3 And very confused.
edited 21st Jul '15 6:45:35 PM by Konkfan7
And now I have one crush forming. It's not someone I've crushed on before, either.
Oh dear.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I don't even know any more
I don't plan on taking that crush anywhere, though. Or any other ones I develop in the future, for that matter.
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Is it anyone I know?
Well, it is someone who regularly plays in WHABGF... so yes.
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Still nope.
Back down to zero now.
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Two. One new, one old. *groan*
Sorry... I don't take compliments well.