Troper Updates II, Part II

Booze! Woot!

Attempted murder and boooze go together like pizza and beer.

No grim, attempted murder and booze go together in Mexico as well. And probably most of the US.

I think maybe its just not real on Canada.

edited 9th Oct '12 3:24:23 PM by ElRigo

Well, you're British.

Don't booze and attempted murder go hand in hand over there?

Or is that just Scotland? Or just Begby?

If so, I blame Trainspotting for this impression.

edited 9th Oct '12 3:22:58 PM by Grimview

Hello!

Only I can be stupid enough to accidentally hit myself on the head with an eclipse ball racket.

I once cut myself with a shrimp

That's...uh...interesting.

How are you today?

My injury list would wow you, Explo.

Please share it with us Brocs.

Dibroc! How are you?

I'm fine.

Very well, then...

• I had a 2X4 fall on my head during the construction of a bed when I was a kid.
• I stepped on a nail, made a hole on my heel.
• Sprained my ankle on multiple occasions.
• Broke my pinkie toe on a table holding up my microwave.
• Hit my head on a nighttable, made a knot.
• Stung by a bee on three occasions.
• Fell off a bunk bed.
• Fell off a small flight of stairs.
• Fell into an empty flower bed.
• Had my toe smashed with a box fan during a power failure.
• Slipped and fell on a concrete floor.
• Shocked myself with electric prongs.
• Sliced my toe open with a nail.

That's all I can remember...

edited 9th Oct '12 3:41:12 PM by DiurnalBrocolli

That is probably due to the massive head trauma.

edited 9th Oct '12 3:43:20 PM by ElRigo

I just saw the latest episode of the Green Lantern animated series.
That show is fantastic.

Ouch. That's a lot! My list:

• A TV and wall unit fell on me when I was five. I escaped with only a very large bump on my head.

• I fell in the driveway and got a huge scrape on my face the same year.

• hit multiple times in a row on the head with a basketball

• sliced open my thumb with a paring knife

• got a long gash on the back of my hand when my friend Dawson accidentally dug his pen into it. I still have the scar

• nearly broke my finger when riding my old scooter

• broke my little toe tripping over a computer cord and hitting it on the fireplace

• broke my fibula ice skating

• today's incident

• fish hook pierced my thumb

• stung by bees three times. I am never attempting to pee in the woods again.

edited 9th Oct '12 3:50:35 PM by Explosivo25

I've lost count of mine. :s

I misread that and made this face: o_O

edited 9th Oct '12 3:51:57 PM by InverurieJones

Heck, I'm surprised I don't look like a male version of Whitney, Explo.

My injury list is much less impressive. I did break my arm quite badly last year though.

Yeah. It seems a lot of us are accident-prone.

My sister once dropped a heavy rock on her foot, and my mom broke all her toes at least once each during her two pregnancies.

I have to admit, a male version of Whitney would be rather adorable, though.

edited 9th Oct '12 3:54:06 PM by Explosivo25

Has it become a tradition?

Maybe I should draw a genderbent version of Issac and Whitney, huh?

• shrug*. The broken fibula thing was on a school trip taken annually. Every year someone gets injured on that trip. One of my friends calls it the Curse of Camp Forest Springs.

Yes! That would be cool!

edited 9th Oct '12 3:56:48 PM by Explosivo25

Who?

edited 9th Oct '12 3:56:57 PM by InverurieJones

Characters for my fanfic, Jones.

Here's Isaac:

http://baconbaka.deviantart.com/art/Isaac-the-Hikikomori-310612900?q=gallery%3Abaconbaka%2F37799944&qo=8

And Whitney:

http://baconbaka.deviantart.com/art/Whitney-the-Wild-Gal-310615977?q=gallery%3Abaconbaka%2F37799944&qo=22

edited 9th Oct '12 3:58:16 PM by DiurnalBrocolli

Arglblerg - I'm Role-Playing a guy called Isaac in one of my games at the moment. I don't think he looks much like that though.

speaking of fanfiction, i probably should be working on mine right now. the challenge will be a horror challenge, just in time for halloween!

edited 9th Oct '12 4:14:39 PM by Explosivo25

Dang, my horror challenge is far off...