Night lords. They're evil Batman.
Also, the Mentor Legion from way back when, because their deal is pretty interesting, being that they get to field test all the new toys and can be seconded to other chapters. They're pretty cool even if their paint job is pug-ugly.
When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run in little circles, wave your arms and shout.Serious: Iron Warriors. The color scheme is just badass, and I made a rather shameless Loyalist knockoff of it (combined with a Imperial Roman legions motif) in the form of the Legionnaires:
Non-serious: Pretty Marines/Reasonable Marines. I'm not sure which one is the more amusing subversion of 40k Space Marines.
Out of Context Theater: Mike K "'Bloody Pussies' cracked me up"Salamanders. They strike me as being some of the nicer people in W H40k, the colour scheme is great, they have interesting lore, and they have glowing red eyes.
Could someone explain to me what these 'Pretty Marines' and 'Reasonable Marines' are please?
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.They are /tg/-created fan chapters. More like memes than like real chapters, I guess.
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."Ultramarines. They're ultra and marines..... by the logics of grammer, they're ULTRA-AWESOME MARINES!
TALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSyou DO realize that you're likely to cause an Internet Backdraft with that right?
"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"Erm... no I don't... I was just using ubsurd logic to come to a conclusion that I had already determined by just going with the most bland and obvious choice I knew: Ultramarines
TALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSWhite Scars and Death Guard!
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.Ultramarines are the Current Scrappy/The Wesley of Warhammer 40 K
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"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"One of many, of course.
They're the most generic Space Marines, which makes fans of the other chapters resent seeing them EVERYWHERE.
The Wesley :P
Then there's us Xeno Players.
we get no luffs.
"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"After reading Dark Creed, the White Consuls.
I'm always kind of annoyed at that.
Yes, they are everywhere BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST GENERIC. That's what MAKES them generic damn it.
And the Imperium Will Fall before the Greater Good!
Although Grey Knights are obviously cool.
"No, the Singularity will not happen. Computation is hard." -Happy EntBlood Angels.
Followed closely by the Space Wolves.
I've said it once and I'll say it again, Raven Guard. They seem to be about the closes subversion to Honour Before Reason that I've encountered among the space marine chapters. Also they're pale and I just dig the whole hit & run aesthetic.
On the Chaos side I prefer Death Guard. Cool looking armour, nice backstory & primarch. Also Nurgle is probably my favourite major Chaos god.
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"I forgot to recreate the glasses" ... And the fandom weptFor the Loyalists, I'd say Imperial Fists. For the Traitor Legions, World Eaters.
Legion of the Damned, even though they're no longer a chapter.
Never Trust A Mouse.Reasonable Marines all the way.
FUCK YEA-
Reasonable Marines are simply Alpha Legion
CAN'T YOU SEE THE HERESY
Space Wolves, Salamanders, and Ultramarines. The only three chapters who actually remember they're meant to be the DEFENDERS of humanity.
(Wretches)
the SMURFS?! those pretentious stick-up-the-ass boring marines?
"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"After reading some 1d4chan regarding the false Marine chapters, I have to admit that I love the ANGRY MARINES, if only because they're ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!
In canon, I know too little about 40K to actually pick a side there.
Still need More Dakka, and it's about time to start a real WAAAAAGH.^ You clearly don't know enough about 40k if you think you can just 'pick a side.
For me, Space Sharks.
wkcia, you forget the Raven Guard and the Gray Knights, both of whom are defenders of humanity through and through.
^^Seeing as how I know jack about 40K canon, no matter who I pick I would likely end up regretting it later. My entire knowledge of 40K comes from the Dawn of War series. And what I have read on the internets. But mostly Dawn of War.
Still need More Dakka, and it's about time to start a real WAAAAAGH.
Salamanders, Iron Fists, and the Scary Marines.
This is this.