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Orb of Lost Thoughts 4
Artifact
When [CARDNAME] enters the battlefield, you may search your deck for any number of cards that share a name. If you do, exile those cards.
T: You may cast a card exiled with [CARDNAME] as if it were in your hand.

edited 29th Jun '15 9:21:08 AM by TheSpaceJawa

Guu - 3ggg

Legendary Creature - God

Reach

Whenever Guu is assigned to block, exile all creatures she is blocking.

1g: Exile target permanent you control.

1g, Tap: From permanents Guu has exiled, return to play under its owner's control the permanent that was exiled last. Use this only when you could play a sorcery.

gg: Guu's power becomes equal to her toughness until end of turn.

3/6

Enforced Limits - UW
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, each player discards down to his or her maximum hand size.
Whenever a player draws a card, if that player has more cards in hand than his or her maximum hand size, that player discards a card.
Seven means seven, and not a single spell more!

Mikoto Misaka, Railgun 2UR

Legendary Creature - Human Esper

2U/R, Tap: Flip a coin. If heads, Mikoto deals 3 damage to target creature. If tails, Mikoto deals 3 damage to target player.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that deals damage, untap Mikoto.

3/3

Those who have seen the show may find the coin flipping funny.

edited 29th Jun '15 5:36:17 PM by InchZer0

Feralize R
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
When you cast Feralize, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block alone.

edited 1st Jul '15 12:05:55 AM by ImperialSunlight

Inspired by Questor, whom one will not see around the forums any more for very good reasons, this thing's inspiration being one of the least of them.

Scrub Field Generator 4
Artifact
Whenever a permanent of Rare of Mythic Rare rarity enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may sacrifice two basic lands. If you do, exile that permanent. This ability can't be countered.

Also, I just can't keep that bloody monocolor shutdown angel off my mind. The hell, Wizards? The hell?

Furnace Elemental (2)(R)(R)

• Creature - Elemental
• Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Furnace Elemental deals 1 damage to each opponent. Damage dealt this way cannot be prevented.
• 2/3

Kiln Brute (1)(R)(R)

• Creature - Elemental Warrior
• Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Kiln Brute gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
• 2/3

Connection of Lives (1)(W)(W)

• Enchantment
• Whenever you gain life, creatures you control get +0/+1 and has lifelink until end of turn.

Altar of the Planes (3)

• Artifact
• Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
• (2), (T): Target player draws a card.
• The offerings match the higher stakes.

Stephan: õ_õ I think Guu is definitely G (mentor figure helping Hare accept his relationships with those around him, source of wisdom and personal growth, eats everything, vomits up monsters or an adult alter ego if she has to fight), but also pretty strongly R or B (preferred mode of mentoring is to troll Hare into maturity, offers contradictory aphorisms after Hare acts on her advice, easily bored and does everything for her own amusement, starts trivial fights over things she doesn't care about, thrives on the emotions of others, especially Hare, especially fear, distress, and embarassment). Let me try...

Guu - 1RRGG
Legendary Creature - Incarnation
Reach
When Guu is declared a blocker, exile all creatures she blocks.
Return a creature exiled by Guu to the battlefield: Guu does 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
1R: Exile a creature you control. Guu gains Menace until end of turn.
1G: Guu gains Fight and has power equal to her toughness until end of turn.
3/6

edited 10th Jul '15 3:09:03 PM by Noaqiyeum

Patient Assassin (UB)

Creature - Human Assassin

1/1

Deathtouch

~ cannot be targeted by spells or abilites.

Hehehe. Go ahead... Make my day.

edited 10th Jul '15 2:48:59 PM by Tojin

Peaks of the Ancestors
Land
As Peak of the Ancestors enters the battlefield, you may reveal a dwarf card from your hand. If you don't, and you do not control a dwarf, Peaks of the Ancestors enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add R or W to your mana pool.

Bjartr, King of the Dwarves 3WR
Legendary Creature - Dwarf Warrior
Double Strike
When a dwarf you control attacks, put a 1/1 red and white dwarf spirit creature token onto the battlefield tapped.
2/3

edited 10th Jul '15 4:00:17 PM by ImperialSunlight

"~ cannot be targeted by spells or abilites." i.e shroud

AI-generated cards, there are playable cards created AND quite ridiculous ones, of course.

edited 10th Jul '15 8:37:03 PM by entropy13

Not as good as RoboMaRo.

@Noa: I suppose I didn't think about colors as personality traits in that much detail, but she does look like a more useful card there.

edited 12th Jul '15 5:39:26 AM by StephanReiken

Boomerang Bigot 1WRB
Creature - Human Cleric
Deathtouch, Haste, Reach
When Boomerang Bigot enters the battlefield, you may destroy target red or black creature.
"Corruption must be eliminated wherever it lies!"
2/2

edited 13th Jul '15 3:43:50 PM by ImperialSunlight

Why not white creatures too? Also, not sure why he has reach.

Also also, can't see the Mardu and him getting along.

White has a tendency to hate red and black things. He is white and hates red and black things while being red and black himself. He doesn't, however, hate white. If you joined a racist group against your own race, you can be a boomerang bigot while not hating the hateful group you're a part of. As for the second thing, if he had art, he would have a boomerang (Edit: it's a poison boomerang).

And yeah, he's more in line with dega than Mardu. White-centric WRB and all.

edited 13th Jul '15 5:50:08 PM by ImperialSunlight

I think reach was supposed to be some sort of pun.

The Circle of Life 2BG
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, each creature fights target creature chosen by its controller with power less than it.
When a creature with more than 1 power dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature with 1 or less power.
It moves us all.

edited 14th Jul '15 11:38:48 AM by ImperialSunlight

King of the Hill 2GG
Enchantment
Any player may pay [2/G][2/G] to have a creature they control fight a creature they don't control that has the highest combined power or toughness or is tied for the highest combined power or toughness. At end of turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature that fought another creature this way this turn.

edited 15th Jul '15 12:03:24 AM by TheSpaceJawa

It feels like fixing banding should be a simple matter. But maybe that's just the perspective of people who've been playing Magic since forever?

Phalanx (During the combat phase, any number of creatures with Phalanx may form a group called a 'formation' that attacks or blocks as though it were a single colorless creature with the combined power and toughness of its members and no abilities. When damage is assigned to a formation, its controller assigns damage to its members instead of the damage source's controller.)

Nationlandian Shieldmate 1W
Creature - Human Soldier
Phalanx
1/2

Driving Sergeant 3W
Creature - Rhino Soldier
Phalanx
Attacking formations that include ~ have trample.
3/3

Nationlandian Tactician 2W
Creature - Human Phalanx
Blocking formations that include ~ have first strike.
1/2

Captain Ironside, High Marshall of Nationlandia 4WW
Legendary Creature - Elephant Soldier
Phalanx, Trample
2W: Target creature you control gains phalanx until end of turn.
Her fists are like anvils and her hammer is a rockslide, but her mind is a diamond chisel.
3/5

Bloodrite Celebrant 3B
Creature - Vampire Cleric
Phalanx
When a creature blocking or blocked by a formation that includes ~ dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in that formation.
"They'll never suspect where their new strength is coming from. Why trouble them?"
2/2

Nationlandian Nightraider 2B
Creature - Vampire Soldier
Phalanx
Formations that include ~ have lifelink.
3/1

edited 16th Jul '15 1:01:54 PM by Durazno

The last one is missing its mana cost.

That seems workable, but I'm not sure if the templating is correct. Either way, it seems like a G/W ability rather than a W/B ability.

It's probably black and red tertiary, with blue being the only color that doesn't normally get it.

And yeah, the templating is fuzzy and probably there are more than a few problems I didn't think of. I can't help but feel that if there were a workable way to band, they'd have worked it out by now.

I can't really see red and black (the colors that fiercely defend individuality) seriously considering phalanx tactics that require them to depend on lots of other dudes.

Maybe red, but red's armies tend to be more like disorganized mobs.

It shows up in black, but only on zombies.

That is a good point.

My notion would be that red would be more for bonds of camaraderie and have activated abilities that relate to the formations, and black would be creatures that join the formations and benefit individually from them somehow. (I guess the examples I gave weren't great, but I could see one having an ability that involves sacrificing other creatures in its formation, for instance.)