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• Vicelogia of Eldritch Knowledge WWUUBB
• Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
• While your Devotion to White, Blue and Black is less than 14, ~ is not a creature.
• Shroud
• UU: You may cast 1 Instant or Sorcery from your graveyard without paying its Mana Cost. If you do, Exile it.
• WW: Exile target creature with Power 4 or greater.
• BB: Target player puts the top 5 cards of his deck into his or her graveyard unless that player pays 2 life.
• 9/9

• Eldritch Abomination 4UUBB
• Enchantment Creature - Horror
• Eldritch (when you cast this creature, you may exile target sorcery or instant from your graveyard. If you do, during your opponent's next end step, play that instant or sorcery without paying its Mana Cost)
• Shroud, Trample
• 6/8
• Many of Vicelogia's servants burn the minds of those who gaze upon them.

• Passion Purger WWBB
• Enchantment Creature - Horror
• When ~ ETB, destroy all tapped creatures who attacked during the last turn.
• When ~ deals damage to an opponent, they lose 1 life and you draw 1 card.
• 2/7

• Mindflayer of Duskei (U/B)(W/B)(U/2)(B/2)
• Enchantment Creature - Horror
• All Horror creatures you control get +1/+1 and have "when this creature deals damage to an opponent, look at their hand and choose 1 nonland card - put it on top of their deck."
• If you control 3 or more Enchantment creatures, ~ gets +3/+3.
• 3/4

• Cacophony of Eternity (W/2)(U/2)(B/2)
• Enchantment Creature - Horror
• Eldritch
• While ~ is in play, all non-Horror creatures get -2/-2.
• 2/4

• Lord of Blackened Dreams 3(W/2)(B/2)
• Enchantment Creature - Human Horror
• When ~ comes into play, put 3 1/1 White Human tokens into play.
• When ~ leaves play, put 3 3/1 Enchantment Creature Horror tokens into play.
• 4/1
• Not even the lesser servants of Vicelogia can escape his enthralling music.

• Horror Calling BBB
• Sorcery
• Put 2 X/X Horror creature tokens into play, where X is the number of Exiled cards.

• Scheming of Vicelogia 1BBUU
• Instant
• You draw 2 cards, target player discards the top 5 cards of their deck, and target player discards 2 cards.

I saw odolwa's fire more like "I've been corrupted and now use... evil magic" black fire than "I like destroying things because I'm angry" red fire. But then I'm basically going on my interpretation of him as a "peaceful protector of the swamp" when he's not corrupted. Also the white martial prowess thing. Eh.

Edit: Actually, I don't remember him using fire at all.

Bean Seller 2B
Creature - Human
Pay 2 life per popularity counter on Bean Seller: Put a green artifact token named Magic Bean with "Sacrifice Magic Bean: Creatures you control have flying until end of turn." onto the battlefield, then put a popularity counter on Bean Seller. Any player may use this ability, once per turn, and only on their own turn.
"Chomp chomp chomp... How about some Magic Beans? Well, they're not that popular yet."
1/4

edited 15th Feb '15 6:51:14 PM by ImperialSunlight

Note: This is meant to be an Un-card. Also may need to cost more. Not sure.

Intentional Omission - U
Instant
Change the oracle text of target spell or permanent by removing one word. (The rules text must still make grammatical sense.)
"Er, there was supposed to be a 'don't' before the phrase 'kill me'..."
-Magic(tm) oracle text editor, last words.

edited 15th Feb '15 6:59:48 PM by kagescorpionakki

• Haunted Treasure Trove 4WUB
• Sorcery
• Draw 4 cards, then both players sacrifice 2 creatures, then both players sacrifice 2 lands.

• Cringing Wretch 1WB
• Creature - Zombie
• UU, Sacrifice this creature, draw 2 cards.
• When this creature dies, Manifest 2 cards in your graveyard at random.
• 2/2

• Malignant Mass UUBB
• Enchantment Creature - Horror
• When another Enchantment comes into play, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
• When another Horror comes into play, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature your opponents control.
• 1/6

• Legdermayne 4WUB
• Legendary Enchantment Creature - Horror
• Eldritch
• When ~ ETB or becomes tapped, look at the top 5 cards of your library. Add all Sorcery or Enchantment cards revealed this way to your hand. Exile the rest.
• Whenever you play a Sorcery or Enchantment card, you may have target creature get -3/-3 until end of turn.
• 4/10

• Demands of Vicelogia WWUB
• Sorcery
• Exile target creature and all creatures on the battlefield with the same CMC. During the end step of the next turn, draw 2 cards.

edited 16th Feb '15 4:21:43 AM by NickTheSwing

Methinks Cringing Wretch needs a higher CMC. Maybe 1WB and making it a 2/2?

EDIT: Card tax.

Alpha Complex

Legendary Land

T: Add 1 to your mana pool.

2, T: Roll one six-sided dice. If the result is 5 or 6, place a 1/1 Red Human Warrior creature token onto the battlefield named Troubleshooter. If the result is 3 or 4, place a 2/1 Red Human Warrior creature token onto the battlefield named Troubleshooter. If the result is 2, place a 2/2 Red Human Warrior creature token onto the battlefield named Troubleshooter. If the result is 1, Red Human Warrior creature token onto the battlefield named Troubleshooter. When this ability has been activated for the sixth time successfully: Sacrifice ~, then place a 11/11 Legendary Artifact creature token named Friend Computer with vigilance and reach onto the battlefield.

The computer is your friend.

edited 15th Feb '15 8:02:45 PM by Tojin

It's one of his dance/ritual things. He'll summon a big circle of fire that will kill the moths and any of the beetles that walks into it.

• Shiryu, God of Strife 4RRRR
• Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
• As long as your Devotion to Red is less than 10, ~ is not a creature.
• Double Strike, Deathtouch, Rampage 7
• ~ cannot be blocked except by 3 or more creatures.
• 4RR; you may have target creature get +5/+5, then fight all creatures target player controls.
• 9/9

• Shiryu's Bloodstrike 1RR
• Creature - Human Warrior
• Bloodlust 1 (you may have this creature ETB with a +1/+1 counter. If you do, it gains Haste and attacks each turn if able)
• If ~ has a +1/+1 counter on it, it gains First Strike.
• 3/3

• Shiryu's Gristledrinker RRRR
• Enchantment Creature - Horror
• Bloodlust 4 (you may have this creature ETB with 4 +1/+1 counters on it. If you do, it gains Haste and attacks each turn if able.)
• If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, it has "at the beginning of your end step, you lose 6 life if you have an Instant or Sorcery card in your graveyard."
• 2/2

• Hateblade of Shiryu RR
• Creature - Human Warrior
• Bloodlust 1 (you may have this creature ETB with a +1/+1 counter on it. If you do, it gains Haste and attacks each turn if able)
• If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, it gains Nonbasic Landwalk.
• 2/2

• Hatelord of Shiryu 2RRR
• Creature - Human Warrior
• Bloodlust 5
• All other Human Warriors you control get +1/+1
• If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, it has "you cannot play Instant or Sorcery spells. During the beginning of your end step, deal 4 damage to any opponent who played an Instant or Sorcery spell this turn."
• 1/1

• Dread Striker RR
• Creature - Human Warrior
• Haste, First Strike
• If this card is attacking and you have no Instant or Sorcery cards in your graveyard, it gains +2/+2
• 2/2

edited 19th Feb '15 5:08:52 PM by NickTheSwing

Remake of a card I posted awhile ago that got some flack.

Weapon of the Godless - 4
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem
Indestructible, Trample
While no opponent's combined devotion to all colors is greater than five, ~ is not a creature.
{T}: Exile target enchantment. Activate this ability only if ~ is a creature.
8/8
Shower your favor on the chosen few, and the scorned many will build their own god.

If it's all colors, it might need to be higher than five.

Leash of Damnation WB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block.
When a creature is put into the graveyard from play, enchanted creature's controller sacrifices it.
To those who feel the pull of the underworld, the difference between a leash and a noose is merely in its application.

edited 16th Feb '15 6:22:38 PM by ImperialSunlight

• Blood Goliath 3RRR
• Creature - Beast
• You cannot cast this creature if you have Instant or Sorcery spells in your graveyard.
• When this creature attacks, it gets +5/+5. If you control 2 or more other Red creatures, it gets an additional +3/+3 and trample.
• 6/6

• Shiryu's Demise-Field RRRR
• Enchantment
• ~ cannot be countered.
• If your Devotion to Red is 10 or more, your opponent cannot cast Instant or Sorcery spells.
• During your end step, if your Devotion to Red is 12 or more, put a 5/5 Red Beast token with Trample into play.

• Demise Knight RRR
• Creature - Human Warrior
• Bloodlust 2
• If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, when it attacks, creatures you control get +X/+X, where X is the number of attacking creatures you control.
• 2/2

• Bloodlord of Shiryu 5RRR
• Enchantment Creature - Demon
• Bloodlust 1
• Flying, Deathtouch
• If this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, you may cast Red creatures in your hand by exiling a Red creature in your graveyard instead of paying that creature's Mana Cost.
• 6/6

edited 16th Feb '15 6:59:48 PM by NickTheSwing

Nick, I think you mean Devotion.

Card tax:

Song of the Steppes (RWB)

Warriors you control gain +0/+2.

Whenever a Warrior ET Bs under your control, you may deal 1 damage to target creature or player. If you do, gain 1 life.

[1]

Mardu War Song (RWB)

Warriors you control gain +2/+0.

Whenever a Warrior you control deals combat damage to a player, you may activate one of the following effects:

• Gain 1 life. If you do, target opponent loses 1 life.
• Draw a card, then discard a card.

[2]

Uh, there already exists a card named Blood Seeker...

Line in the Sand 2WR
Sorcery
Cast Line in the Sand only during your precombat main phase and only if you control at least three creatures.
At the end of this turn's combat phase, exile each untapped creature that neither attacked nor blocked.
Go big, or go home.

EDIT: Added "untapped."

edited 17th Feb '15 8:16:10 AM by Knowlessman

Seeing Eldritch Abomination made me want to do a trope card. Or cards.

Affably Evil Villain—3WU
Creature—Human Wizard
At the beginning of your upkeep, if your opponents control seven or more permanents that you own, you win the game.
Creatures owned by your opponents that you control can't attack.
T: Choose a target nonland permanent you control, and another target nonland permanent that an opponent controls with a lower converted mana cost. Exchange control of those permanents.
1/2

tl;dr: He swaps your permanents with other peoples' permanents, but you can't attack with other peoples' creatures (though abilities are fair game). If you can give away seven permanents and get to your upkeep, you win the game.

edited 17th Feb '15 10:42:45 AM by SolipSchism

Maybe you should specify that you can't swap lands because that would be Unfun with a capital U.

I was considering that. Probably a good change.

Or maybe he should just give permanents away? No swapping. Maybe? That would probably be more affable.

edited 17th Feb '15 10:38:12 AM by SolipSchism

Maybe make it so he can only trade for a permanent with lower cmc than the one you give them?

Like "look how generous I'm being".

Ooh, I like that.

Done. How's that?

edited 17th Feb '15 10:43:10 AM by SolipSchism

The Blade of Irony - 0
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +99/-99 and trample.
Equip - 99
It holds ultimate power, yet none can lift it without breaking their own back.

Grave Grip (2U)
Instant
Delve
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
If you exiled a spell of the same type as target spell to pay ~'s mana cost, instead counter that spell.

Child-Bearer 3WG
Creature - Bear Druid
Vigilance
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 2/2 white green Bear Soldier token onto the battlefield.
2/2

Chandra's Erasure 1R
Enchantment
Whenever you draw a card, you may deal 1 damage to target player.
"Mind sculpting? I'll show you mind melting."

Edited. Still probably not balanced.

edited 22nd Feb '15 10:01:38 AM by ImperialSunlight

• Silmarul, Despair Scion UUBBGG
• Legendary Enchantment Creature - Mutant God
• If your Devotion to Blue, Black and Green is less than 15, ~ is not a creature.
• Undying, Hexproof, this creature cannot be blocked except by Walls.
• If a creature you control would have +1/+1 counters put on it, put 3 times that many +1/+1 counters on it instead.
• If a creature your opponent controls would have -1/-1 counters put on it, put 3 times that many -1/-1 counters on it instead.
• UBG: you may move 1 +1/+1 counter from a creature you control to another target creature.
• 9/9

• Mutant Foe-Reaper (U/B)(B/G)(U/G)3
• Creature - Mutant
• Mutation (once per turn, if a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, put a +1/+1 counter on this card)
• When a creature your opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on ~
• 6/6

• Hideous Shambler BBGG
• Creature - Plant Dog Mutant
• Mutation
• 5/5
• Created by Silmarul to leave many infected bites upon those the God of Mutation deems too pure.

• Pus Fly Queen BBBB
• Creature - Insect Mutant
• When ~ ETB or another creature you control dies, put 2 +1/+1 counters on ~.
• When ~ deals damage to your opponent, put a number of Black and Green 1/1 Insect tokens with flying into play equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this card.
• 0/0
• Each colony of the repulsive flies has one extremely large female who leads the brood, feeding upon those deemed too weak.

• Tobias the Over-Reaper 4UBG
• Legendary Creature - Human Zombie Mutant
• Shroud, Deathtouch, First Strike
• Tap, Destroy target creature.
• All other Mutant creatures get +2/+2 and have Lifelink
• All non-Mutant creatures get -2/-2 and when damage is dealt to a non-Mutant creature, deal that much damage to its owner.
• 5/5

• Xoboath BBBGG
• Creature - Horror Mutant
• Mutation
• Cumulative Upkeep - put a 1/1 Mutant token into play on all players' battlefields.
• Sacrifice a creature; target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
• 4/4

• Mutant Hexdrinker B(U/G)
• Creature - Warrior Mutant
• If you control another Green Mutant, ~ gets +1/+1.
• If you control another Blue Mutant, ~ ETB with 2 +1/+1 counters on it.
• 0/1

• Dead-Drake of Silmarul 2UU
• Creature - Drake Zombie Mutant
• Mutation
• Flying, Wither
• 3/2

• Bodyshaper Demon 1UBBG
• Creature - Demon Mutant
• Mutation
• When a creature you control has +1/+1 counters put on it, you gain life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters.
• When a creature your opponent controls has -1/-1 counters put on it, your opponent loses life equal to the number of -1/-1 counters.
• 3/6

• Anguishing Twist BB(U/G)
• Instant
• Put 5 -1/-1 counters on target creature.

• Blood-boiling Disease Cloud 2BG
• Enchantment
• Whenever a -1/-1 counter is put on a creature your opponent controls, put 1 Disease counter on this card. You may remove a Disease counter from this card to give target creature -2/-2

• Outburst of Toxin B(B/G)(G/U)
• Sorcery
• Put 2 -1/-1 counters on all creatures your opponents control with CMC 3 or less.

edited 21st Feb '15 10:11:25 PM by NickTheSwing

Erasure OP. That's only even a ten-turn clock if you're too dumb to combo with it, and mono red does have card draw (albeit mostly draw-and-discard). Izzet will kill with that in like five turns or less.

So here's another entry in "creatures types that should have a planeswalker": Leviathan!

Lotan, The Deep Lord - 9UUU
Planeswalker - Lotan
+3: Put an 8/8 blue Leviathan creature token with islandwalk onto the battlefield.
-2: Destroy all creatures without flying or islandwalk.
-8: You get an emblem with "During your upkeep, target land becomes a basic Island. (permanently.)" Starting Loyalty: 6

EDIT: Remade on next page.

edited 1st Mar '15 11:53:46 AM by kagescorpionakki