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Etheru Since: Jul, 2009
#1: Sep 19th 2009 at 2:38:31 AM

...Yeah, self explanatory, do you have any idea where he might be? I'm afraid if I go to the place where he least expects me, I'll fall into a trap, what do I do?

MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#2: Sep 19th 2009 at 3:27:17 AM

Bacon. Clones love bacon.

Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#3: Sep 19th 2009 at 3:47:44 AM

They also love playing the Blue's

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Korgmeister Sapient Blob of Tofu from Zimbabwe Since: Dec, 1969
Sapient Blob of Tofu
#4: Sep 19th 2009 at 4:20:23 AM

Be glad you ain't in my situation. I have so many clones I've got sick of hearing about "this guy I know" who talks the same, looks similar and has the same habits.

Again with the data mining, dear Aunt?
Etheru Since: Jul, 2009
#5: Sep 19th 2009 at 12:04:34 PM

My clone actually seems smarter than I am, he even knows how to block out the smell of Bacon.

TropeKira Beserker Dumbass from Behind YOU! Since: Jan, 2001
Beserker Dumbass
#6: Sep 19th 2009 at 12:05:44 PM

Ah, my clones are made for one thing, and that's body doubles. Ain't that clever of me?

I AM A MAN!!!
MetaFour AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN from A Place (Old Master)
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
#7: Sep 19th 2009 at 1:14:02 PM

...Yeah, self explanatory, do you have any idea where he might be? I'm afraid if I go to the place where he least expects me, I'll fall into a trap, what do I do?
Anything you think of, he could think of. The only way to go somewhere he won't expect is to rely on true randomness: throw a dart at a map, or go someplace with a crowd and pick a random pedestrian to follow to their destination.

TropeKira Beserker Dumbass from Behind YOU! Since: Jan, 2001
Beserker Dumbass
#8: Sep 19th 2009 at 1:14:54 PM

Yah, but what if they thought the same thing too?

I AM A MAN!!!
MetaFour AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN from A Place (Old Master)
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
#9: Sep 19th 2009 at 1:16:57 PM

Then he'll know you've randomly chosen a location. But because of the randomness, they can't know what that location is.

Lemurian from Touhou fanboy attic Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#10: Sep 19th 2009 at 1:16:57 PM

Hey Etheru, what are you doing here? I thought I just saw you getting on a train to Mexico?

edited 19th Sep '09 1:17:10 PM by Lemurian

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TropeKira Beserker Dumbass from Behind YOU! Since: Jan, 2001
Beserker Dumbass
#11: Sep 19th 2009 at 1:19:05 PM

Say, if I had sex with my Opposite-Sex Clone, and then got her pregnant, what would that make the child?

I AM A MAN!!!
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#12: Sep 19th 2009 at 1:22:07 PM

Astoundingly inbred.

A very confused child.

edited 19th Sep '09 1:22:31 PM by Made of Meat

Korodzik Since: Jan, 2001
#14: Sep 19th 2009 at 1:42:04 PM

Well, I'm no expert on clone psychology and hideout choice, but there's someone banging on my basement door.

I'm scared. Hug me.  *

edited 19th Sep '09 1:42:53 PM by Korodzik

JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#15: Sep 19th 2009 at 1:43:16 PM

I've been called fairly sexy. *hugs*

Etheru Since: Jul, 2009
#16: Sep 19th 2009 at 2:32:49 PM

Thanks a lot guys, I made a female clone, I asked her to help me find my clone, but she escaped to join the other clone.

I'm just gonna sell the frakkin' cloning machine.

Corrupterr Look into your soul... from Dimension of Doom Since: Sep, 2010
Look into your soul...
#17: Oct 8th 2010 at 10:21:46 AM

my clone is being used in pool

It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)
BlaineTheM0n0 Steven Lives from The Damn Box Since: Mar, 2010
Steven Lives
#18: Oct 8th 2010 at 10:35:19 AM

Mine would be at the computer.

G'day
Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#19: Oct 8th 2010 at 1:23:13 PM

My clone is living across the street. It's pretty impossible that he'd go evil, I checked and we are EXACTLY the same down to the molecule.

Soul is ugly.
Corrupterr Look into your soul... from Dimension of Doom Since: Sep, 2010
Look into your soul...
#20: Oct 12th 2010 at 8:40:25 AM

My clone is not present

It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)
megamagikarp Since: Dec, 2009
#21: Nov 26th 2010 at 9:44:53 PM

My clone went missing last year. Last I heard from him, he was in France. I'm considering going over there to find him, but then again, he'll expect me to look there, so when I get there he will probably be in Spain. I assume I should start there.

Corrupterr Look into your soul... from Dimension of Doom Since: Sep, 2010
Look into your soul...
#22: Dec 6th 2010 at 10:38:15 AM

My clone is a witch

It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#23: Dec 6th 2010 at 10:42:14 AM

Oh yeah, clones. I once had one, but after that thing in Russia with the bears, I've learned my lesson. Just glad the authorities think I'm dead now.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Corrupterr Look into your soul... from Dimension of Doom Since: Sep, 2010
Look into your soul...
#24: Dec 6th 2010 at 10:42:58 AM

My clone likes bacon!

It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)
megamagikarp Since: Dec, 2009
#25: Dec 6th 2010 at 3:47:23 PM

Well, I checked the hotel he said he was staying in in France, but I found a note saying he was in a hotel in Spain. (Not big surprise) Went there, and found a note saying he was in a hotel in Antarctica.(Didn't know they had hotels there) Found a note there saying he was on the planet of Pluto. Not quite sure what to say about that.


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