Guess The Above Troper's Phobia

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edited 11th Oct '10 5:43:44 PM by Shichibukai

Accidentally touching the hand of an old person who is working a cash register at a store and giving back change.

His avatar being mistaken for Tom Hanks.

A publisher's rejection.

Coffee?

edited 11th Oct '10 6:25:50 PM by Bisected8

Cops.

Being completely paralyzed, unable to interact with the rest of the world, yet just conscious enough to see the sad faces of all the loved ones that know you will never recover. You try to comfort them, but your lips just refuse to move, and all you can do is stare back at their pained eyes and wonder if things would have been better if you had just gone and died instead.

Running out of avatars.

Deadlines. Unless you're a fan of Douglas Adams

Going out on a blind date and the blind date turning out to be a huge fan of the Canadian Football League.

Being forced to watch Joel Schumacher movies for the rest of his life.

Pheasant hunters.

Having to work on Saturdays.

Being forced to move and live among country hicks for the rest of his life.

Some idiot who breaks Ikaruga Dreamcast discs in front of fans for fun.

Old people.

The simplest, most straight-forward things.

Anchovies.

Truffles.

Rainbows and unicorns.

Inception.

Cockroaches.

Haruhi Suzumiya.

The light of heaven!

Or strangers.

Lizards.