The Official Bad Puns Topic

Gateway Computers was once sued for a rather unusual reason.

Noting the company's famous logo, the plaintiffs alleged that Gateway's products contained cow microchips.

Bad ideas in product marketing #2: a Hindenburg-themed fragrance called "Eau de Humanity".

Flash report: kids raided an old lady's mailbox. Said old lady went postal.

Research shows that, if the auto industry suddenly started price-fixing, people would begin to buy cheaper and less safe cars. From this we can conclude that price-fixing in the auto industry would lead to an increase in road fatalities.

This means that you'd be more likely to die in a high-speed collusion.

Not mine, but:

There's no "I" in team. There are, however, a "M" and a "E."

Also not mine, but:

Sticks and stones my break my bones but words will never hurt me. That, is of course, until you put them in a dictionary and throw them at me.

Hah, nice.

I've heard "There's no I in 'team', but you can find 'me' - mangled, suppressed, and chopped into bits".

House did a "There's no 'I' in 'team', there is a 'me' though if you jumble it up a bit."

There's no 'I' in 'team', there are 5 though in 'individual brilliance'.

I think that it was Lore Sjoberg who said that there's no I in team, but there is an I in Team Cheerios

I was raking the lawn today, then I decided to make a pile of leaves in the shape of Cactus Jack. I called it Mick Foliage

edited 16th Oct '11 10:50:19 PM by MikeK

I signed up for an email service that sends a daily joke to me. They're not gut-bustingly hilarious, but they're amusing enough to get a reaction out of me. You could say that every day I'm chucklin'

No.

Raichu lot. I don’t want you all Togetic-cited, but it’s high time I brought up the fact that nobody in this Entei-er thread has made any Pokemon puns in a long time. If any one of you rEkans you could do better, then you shouldn’t just be Mew-t. You cannot let Fearow-ver come glory, for we Nidoking of bad Pokemon puns. I am well aware this may Tauros apart, but I think Machokes are best and I still say I could Pichu all.

Thread is officially over. Nobody can beat that.

No, I can beat that; just get me some drums.

Here you go.◊

That's just one of them.

Here's four more.◊

Oh, come now, there's no need to blow your own horn like that.

If the cast of Nanoha were internet community moderators, who would be the harshest of them all?

Alisa Bannings.

Yeah; trolls would be ejected from the forums, and left to their Fate.

If you were having trouble deciding which of two banks to put your money in, could it be said that you were having a conflict of interests?

I've learned that my uncle sold his soul to the devil for a cure for his baldness. Now there's going to be Hell toupée.

Which one of his knights built Arthur's roundtable?

Sir Cumference.

According to [hell if I remember], people wearing helmets are more prone to head injuries. Evidently, people need telling that if you want to get ahead, you have to take better care of the one you've got.