The Official Bad Puns Topic

This is amazing.

+1 amazing

edited 7th Oct '11 9:36:00 AM by GlennMagusHarvey

I would like to invite you guys to the most explosive party this year. There will be awesome food, awesome music that will blast your ears and fireworks. This is the bomb of the century and I invited the biggest names in our industry, which includes you. It's gonna be a bang!

Yours truly

Michael Bay

Where did Shigeru Miyamoto graduate from college?

WII U!

Not sure if this has been posted, but here's one from this list:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

When it comes to BDSM, love hurts.

What happens when you multiply Santa Claus by i

You make him real

edited 9th Oct '11 8:15:19 PM by AStrayBard

That's a good one.

I didn't actually make that one. It was just too good not to post.

What do you call two people in an ambulance?

A pair of medics.

What's the volume of a pizza with radius z and thickness a?

(pi)(z)(z)(a)

A customer gave a fast-food restaurant a bad review, saying that when he ordered a sandwich to go, "the stubborn thing didn't budge."

Somebody once suggested that Weight Watchers should adopt an anthropomorphized barbell as their mascot. The group was not amused.

^^ EPIC WIN

You see I have this belt◊. I used to wear it all the time, but my friends said it was too elementary.

Now I only wear it periodically.

Also, I heard Haven was the pundisputed master of terrible puns.

I wish to test his prowess and punning in a pun battle!

If he would be so gracious as to accept, I will be glad to face him.

edited 10th Oct '11 11:20:28 AM by lockonlockon

^ I noticed that there's a transition from the belt buckle to the tail of the belt.

That sounds likely to result in a conflict of internets.

I witnessed a pun-off, once. It was a rather puneven fight, sadly. Verily, did the champun trounce the punderdog.

(Quantity it is.)

Where do you hide from bad puns? The Punic Room

I thought that was where you hid from Carthaginians.

Well them too... But since they died out a long time ago...

So we can joke around with impunity, then?

Or am I Barca'n up the wrong tree? If that's so I hope you're not Tunis to correct me.

Meh, I'm lost for words. I'll be Rome-ing the net for more bad Ancient Europe puns...

Etrusc you will have great success, then. :) Come back when you're prepared to continue Tarquin!

Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants and most of them died.

This is why you should only breed elephants with other elephants.

edited 12th Oct '11 4:51:39 AM by Pyrite

There was a big uproar the other day about a new candy when people found out that there was monkey poo in it. In hindsight, it was probably a bad idea for the candy company to call it "Rhesus pieces"...