I don't know much about Pokemon, but for some reason I do know an entire song filled with nothing but pokepuns.
ohh.... That's cool, bad and evil all at the same time!
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura ChifuyuA fair number of Pokemon names involve wordplay in some form or other. No fair.
Off the top of my head, some really, really terrible Biblical ones:
Q: Who was Noah's wife? A: Joan of Ark.
And it came to pass that God spake unto Noah, saying, "Noah, build an ark."
"Yes, Lord."
"Make it out of wood, and let it have multiple levels."
"Yes, Lord."
"And I want you to fill it with carp."
And lo, Noah did pause. "Lord, let me get this straight. You want me to build a multi-storey carp ark?"
Abraham ascended the mountain with Isaac, a load of firewood, and his laptop.
And behold, Isaac noted, "Father, you have brought your laptop, but it has not enough memory."
And Abraham did reply, "Never fear, my son. God will provide the RAM."
God is indeed the Great Physician, for He spake unto Moses, saying, "Take two tablets and call Me in the morning."
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.Speaking of very punny tablet jokes:
What if Moses and the Exodus happened in modern times? Steve Jobs would facepalm if he sees Moses smash a pair of tablets in front of a crowd.
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyucapitalism is right
NOW LAUGH
Edit: Wrong thread.
edited 30th Sep '11 8:05:53 AM by justjack
Lolz to megamagikarp, Pyrite, Mike K and the first djmaca post on this page.
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What is the skill of being good a puns?
punnery.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagineBoo! ====(tomato)
Yo, Troper, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you Suomi...
Geddit? Because Suomi is what the Finnish call Finland, and he said that he's gonna let you finish, so...
That looks more like "I'm gonna let you Finland"
What country has the best veterinary surgeons for fish?
Finland.
I read this book about a painting of a large, smelly Asian fruit of some kind sitting on some iron bars. The strange thing was that the fruit in the picture appeared to ripen over time, while the real one didn't appear to ripen at all. I think it was called The Picture Of Durian Grate.
There was a proposed plotline of Buffy The Vampire Slayer dealing with Willow's girlfriend and her investment strategy: She always worked under the assumption that stock prices would rise. Fortunately, everyone agreed that it was a Tara bull idea
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Durian Grate...holy fuck, genius.
That was simply magnificent. No other word is strong enough.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.Courtesy of Teddie: "This place is so . . . bear-ren."
Probably done (and horribly lame) but because I was tormenting people with it...
"That hair is to dye for."
"I see dyed people."
"I'd dye for you."
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - MediaWell, I heard of a nunnery that wanted to have its existing garments coloured a different colour, but found that the pigments wouldn't stay on. Because Old Habits Dye Hard.
Also, I once tried crossing Latin choral music with Jamaican calypso. The end result didn't work too well:
Deo...
Deo...
Daylight come and me wanna go home...
edited 2nd Oct '11 4:19:27 AM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
Two bears in a forest affected by Climate change:
Bear1: I used to remember Ma would talk about how the heat in the forest ain't what it used to be. When she was a cub, she said, this here forest is a lot cooler.
Bear2: Oh please, this is just a little heat.
Bear1: But is so beary hot! So un-bear-able!
FREE FACEPALM!
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura ChifuyuI guess I found the most unBearably perfect time to arrive on this thread! 8D
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting AgencyTit's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!
Q: What did Chicken Little say after Laharl, Etna and Flonne crash-landed on him from above?
A: Disgaea's falling! Disgaea's falling!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Some bad pokepuns:
@my secret admirer:
To whoever you are, unless you tell me your name, I can't raichu a love song, even if yo ask.
@my enemies:
You call down the Thunder, I'll mareep the whirlwind.
edited 29th Sep '11 11:29:32 PM by djmaca
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu