Comebacks to "Get a life!"

Why, did you want to borrow one?

Lol u mad?

I already have 99 lives.

Yeah...um...see, the thing is that I have a life. A life that is better than yours. I enjoy how I'm living. You? You're so bored that you come to me to tell me that I should do what you need to do so I can set up an example.

Why? When you're a gamer, you have three lives.

Well, I could always borrow your soul, no worries!!~~ >:D

Ok, how about... yours?

Hmm, an interesting notion. Would you kindly propose where I might be able to find one of these "lifes", so that I may experiment on it for my own nefarious purp-Uh, I mean, feed it and play with it and call it George!

I'm flattered that you want a kid with me, but you're not good enough for me.

Crap, am I dead again? No, wait, I still have a heartbeat, guess I still have a life. Thanks for the concern though.

You first.

You're right. (smirk) Certain people need models and I'm going to be a model.

edited 12th Mar '11 5:25:52 AM by NathanielTheSeeker

Only if you buy me a 3DS first.

Ah, where can I obtain these objects of life you speak of and what is their function?

-Sarcastic clap-

-Walk away-

Get a death!

Okay, how about yours?

A life? Truly you are an unambitious one, the type that makes lame insults like that.

edited 12th Mar '11 2:46:19 PM by fringeman

Huh? I perfectly happy amongst the living dead. All-you-can-eat human buffet every day, with the occasional dab of kuru.

edited 12th Mar '11 6:30:08 PM by Miijhal

stabs them

Oops, I though you said take a life, not get a life. Well, it's an understandable mistake.

I'll need a 3DS first. And a copy of Kingdom Hearts 3 D.

Okay.

I would, but I'm a lich.

Don't worry, building it the whole time, school and all.