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JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
#1: Sep 23rd 2010 at 2:15:45 PM

I don't have anything witty to say, so I'll start.

The entire cast of all Final Fantasies so far (including spinoffs) massacred in one room.

Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#2: Sep 23rd 2010 at 2:18:36 PM

That's what happens when your hair is bigger than your balls.

Pac Man.

I can't stop listening to this
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#3: Sep 23rd 2010 at 2:37:14 PM

Go Puck yourself in some castle or something!

The Nameless One.

Last Defense Line.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#4: Sep 23rd 2010 at 2:42:41 PM

I've got a role for you to play: DEAD.

Garuda 1.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
#5: Sep 23rd 2010 at 2:44:33 PM

I guess it IS torment for him, after all.

Master Chief, Gordon, and Samus dead at a military roadbock trying to hold off some aliens.

Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#6: Sep 23rd 2010 at 2:46:19 PM

Steel suits are no subtitute for steel balls.

Faith.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#8: Sep 23rd 2010 at 4:01:10 PM

Three guys and a girl? You idots had it backwards!

Captain Price (Okay he's an NPC, so sue me.)

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
#9: Sep 23rd 2010 at 5:41:53 PM

Looks like Bravo Six is now...cool...six feet deep.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Duke: Where the hell did that come from?

Next set of corpses: Lightning, Snow, Sazh, Vanille, Hope, and Fang.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Exaggeration17A CHARACTER LIMIT EXCEEDED from the castle in the swamp Since: Apr, 2010
CHARACTER LIMIT EXCEEDED
#10: Sep 23rd 2010 at 6:17:26 PM

Looks like that really was the final one.

Next corpse: The Vault Dweller

Logged: The commanding officer is aboard. XO Pressley stands relieved.
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#11: Sep 23rd 2010 at 6:17:57 PM

^^ You should have put the guy with the guns in charge!

^ Living behind steel doors is no substitute for BALLS OF STEEL!

Recette

edited 23rd Sep '10 6:18:56 PM by Bisected8

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#12: Sep 23rd 2010 at 6:28:40 PM

I've never paid for anything from a woman. Ever.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#13: Sep 23rd 2010 at 6:37:54 PM

No one's here. *Cracks Knuckles.* Looks like it's just the air.

Jim Raynor.

Last Defense Line.
dmysta3000 Since: Apr, 2009
#14: Sep 23rd 2010 at 6:40:27 PM

This party's too crazy for you kid.

Dante

Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#15: Sep 23rd 2010 at 6:40:37 PM

DERP IGNORE THIS

edited 23rd Sep '10 6:40:50 PM by Charlatan

JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
#16: Sep 23rd 2010 at 9:05:22 PM

( Final Fantasy was already done. >.> )

Stick to modeling, ya pansy.

Kratos.

Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#17: Sep 24th 2010 at 12:37:12 AM

Guess HE'S dining in Hell tonight!

Sgt. Cortez

edited 24th Sep '10 12:37:20 AM by Charlatan

TrashMan EMPERAHS FURIEH!!! from Croatia Since: Apr, 2009
EMPERAHS FURIEH!!!
#18: Sep 24th 2010 at 3:23:16 AM

Guess he ran out of time!

OR

He split. Literally.

Haruhi (she appears in Mugen, so it's legit)

edited 24th Sep '10 3:25:38 AM by TrashMan

JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
#19: Sep 24th 2010 at 4:33:26 AM

Reality check: You're dead.

Rorschach (MUGEN and The End is Nigh, which I completely forgot about. DOUBLE WHAMMY!)

edited 24th Sep '10 4:47:26 AM by JackMackerel

Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#20: Sep 24th 2010 at 5:21:41 AM

Your face just screwed up the Inkblot test!

Sam And Max.

Last Defense Line.
Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
Your army sucks.
#21: Sep 24th 2010 at 7:35:02 AM

Never let furries do a man's job.

Mega Man.

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#22: Sep 24th 2010 at 12:30:28 PM

Feeling blue?

Starfox.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#23: Sep 24th 2010 at 1:17:00 PM

It seems they couldn't let you do that.

L Block

edited 24th Sep '10 1:17:56 PM by nohaynicklibre

I can't stop listening to this
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#24: Sep 24th 2010 at 2:19:29 PM

Heh. Line cleared.

Mario

edited 24th Sep '10 2:19:50 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#25: Sep 24th 2010 at 3:45:43 PM

Looks like the pincess needs a REAL man.

Bomberman.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.

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