Obligatory Troll Post:
What if this thread was never created?
We wouldn't have lost anything of value
Now that that's out of the way, I'm not entirely sure about the rules, does someone propose a What If? scenario, and the following poster describes it and adds a new one? or everything is theorized and answered in the same post?
The first one (Proposes a scenario, next poster describes, and creates their question, rinse and repeat).
edited 18th Aug '09 8:41:50 AM by Etheru
Beserker Dumbass
What if my plans for a Fictional Character Containment Wiki were actually good?
I AM A MAN!!!
You would revolutionize the world.
What if this thread was actually popular?
Faceless stranger
It would get more posts.
What if I had ten drills?
I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?
Not here, look elsewhere
Then you would get the obligatory giant robot for free.
What if I went far away?
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Faceless stranger
Then we'd never see you again.
What if I were rich?
I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?
Faceless stranger
You'd be even less comprehensible.
What if I was super-strong?
I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?
You could help me open this jar of pickles.
What if in the episode of Death Note with the Lind L Taylor broadcast, Light had decided, "Nah, this smells too much like a trap" and not killed Mr. Taylor? (or at the least, had waited until a week or two after)
Neutral Evil Jerkass
Then you would not have spoiled that episode.
What if no if?
Live forever or die trying.
Elite Soldier
Then this thread dies.
What if rally was the most popular form of motorsport on the planet?
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
Then Mario Kart would be very very different.
What if Media Molecule teamed up with Nintendo? (Specifically, the people who worked on Super Mario Galaxy.)
Sackboy would be playable in Super Smash Bros. 4.
"What if God was one of us?"
Then he would be a greatest guy alive.
What if god is octopus, and his creations that are suppose to be go to the heaven are octopus too?
Bloody Fossil
Then we couldn't be god's creations.
What id the world ended tomorrow?
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
We'd fly away to live on the moon.
What if vampires were real?
Bloody Fossil
The Twilight fangirls would rejoice.
What if there were aliens watching us?
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
They'd point and laugh.
What if they didn't, though?
They wouldn't get over the border as easy.
What if love is just a made up fairy-tale?
edited 13th May '10 11:07:41 AM by Keybreak
CHARACTER LIMIT EXCEEDED
Well, we could look forward to a crappy Disney adaptation of the fairy tale "Love" sometime in the near future if that were the case.
What if Eyjafjallajokul spat out puppies and rainbows instead of molten rock?
Logged: The commanding officer is aboard. XO Pressley stands relieved.
Bloody Fossil
The sky would be far more colourful and a lot of puppies would drop from great heights, dying horrible deaths.
What if TV Tropes wasn't as addicting as it is?
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
We probably wouldn't be having this conversation.
What if light was the absence of darkness, and not the other way around?
The light side would be the one luring us with cookies.
What if the Lucasverse were coherent and not dualistic?
I think you know what this thread is about.
I got nothing, somebody else make the first What If?, I can't think of anything...