"Mana? The goddess of energy. She's a goddess, we don't know how she'll react."
watermelon
"With a little help from Mario, Roy has entered Nirvana. He will be free from the 108 defilements, including sadism. From now on, Mario must pass through a snowy area or a dark cave."
current jam | avi
no thoughts, only sword
"I am the 'Dragon Form' of DARK SOULS ONE!!"
"I am the 'Dragon Form' of DARK SOULS TWO!!"
"I am GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
This song is about Ea, and uh, he's the lord of the depths.
Professional Professionalist
It's not silly. If you eat a lot of peanuts, you can take a huge shit!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Tranquil Knight
Hello? I'm here for the yuri? I was told there would be yuri.
...
It's more just undertones and edgy Hello Kitty sequences?
...
Th... This isn't what I was promised.
...
No- NO, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE- UNDERTONES ARE NOT YURI!
You have one job! MY COFFEE MAKER HAS ONE JOB, TO MAKE COFFEE, and it manages to do that, every single day! I'm not on the receiving end of "Coffee Undertones!"
They're girls! If they're not doing gay things at each other, THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
If you use "could've," congrats, that's correct!
But if you use "could of," FUCK YOU!!
Long live the New Bev.
Li'l Shardfinder
Interactive appesite, a window to the webitite, searching for realityyyyy...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
no thoughts, only sword
When I threw a grenade that killed 2 civvies in order to take out a flanking advent and left the third civvie to stare at his dead friends I would say I became a terrorist.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Are you fat shaming my tank? Fuck you!
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Li'l Shardfinder
How long have you been a Red man?
About fifteen years
What were you before?
Blue
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Love your hair, hope you win
Am I allowed to say whip? ...Just kidding.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Li'l Shardfinder
That sounds terrible! ...I need to find it.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Professional Professionalist
Horse T. Onion Fuck, I'm the mayor!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Li'l Shardfinder
There you go, Noah. Not only are you named after a guy who built a really good boat, but a weird stranger turned your stupid comments into an advert for aftershave.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Professional Professionalist
It's a simple fridge and gum from the horror.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Good news? No, terrible news. He got me, I'm dead, and now my ghost will haunt you forever! OoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooooo...
edited 31st Jan '17 4:24:03 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
"What are you doing here?!?"
"HAAAAahh"
"Really?"
"Hooo0oohH"
watermelon
"The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this. When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic..."
"That's pretty awesome. Why am I using such an affect in my voice of annoyance I have NO idea. There's a corner there, 2 and 0 'cause basically..."
"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan..."
"You're a pipe, it's pretty great."
current jam | avi
"Did that bird just kill itself because of me?"
The Tranquil Knight
Listen, the point is, good deeds were done, and we were nearby.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Li'l Shardfinder
Look ma, a pen holder!
(beat)
What else can we make out of this bread?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Oh! there's one. There's two. ...And there's health.
'Schutzstaffel!'
OOOOOHHHHHHH! Hahaha! Close!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.