The Silence That Speaks Volumes
"How exactly would you describe your relationship with Pikachu?"
"It was consensual! Thunder." -crotch buzzes-
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Is something the matter?
"Dooder Muffic!"
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
Li'l Shardfinder
I... HATE you! I HATE... you and everything you stand for, you non-mouth-having asshole!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Tell him to eat shit, Johnny."
"Tell him yourself."
"EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE, FALL OFF OF YOUR HORSE!"
edited 28th May '16 6:00:43 PM by InfinityRyujin
Li'l Shardfinder
I've got no place for a heart, I've got no bottom to fart, I'm just a.... HEAD!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The Tranquil Knight
Step 61: Join the KKK.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Li'l Shardfinder
The Village Leader is my friend. I mean, hello! How are you?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Stupid electoral college!"
"By the way, do you have a tissue? Or a napkin, perhaps?"
"I don't... Why do you ask?"
"I see... You don't... Well, you can use mine."
-punch-
"Nosebleeds make a big mess, so I thought you might need one."
"He's gonna skin your fat hide."
straight up just a bear
"Who in face are you?!"
Li'l Shardfinder
Who names their kid "Janey?"
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
10 YEARS
Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me.
simple as
Li'l Shardfinder
Steady... steady... focus... FUCK! Concentrate, concent— oh shit! SHIT! Hm, there we go... Ther— Oh arse cunt wobbly tits! I give up. I'll never balance this penny.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Is something the matter?
"I don't understand— beep beep beep beep beep Oh no! My tiny head! Will transform into a Beeot! And a foot! And a box!"
edited 4th Jun '16 11:59:03 AM by MoreFace
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
Breadcrumbs and beaver spit.
Is something the matter?
Who's fat now? Who's fat now???
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Eat a dick. Little Johnny. Eat 10 dicks—why the fuck. Did that happen?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Love your hair, hope you win
I heard tanks.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
straight up just a bear
Why do they say "I love you"? Why don't they say, for example, "egg"?
Is something the matter?
He was the source of my power. Or maybe he was sapping YOUR power by sitting on your lap.
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
The Best Worst Psychonaut
"Waah, Harlan! You did it! Y'all make them bigots look lahk tway-ats!"
"...We said we're not. Doing. The accent."
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
10 YEARS
*"Flowers on the Wall" plays on the car radio; suddenly a man crossing the road notices the driver*
...Motherfucker.
simple as
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
You! ...saw what I was doing?!
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
"Just like Bart!"