Yeah, Wal-Mart only has two sizes of curtains: Way too fucking big and way too fucking small.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.Come over to my house. I've got a new "quest" for you.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Oh no! The most adorable accident you will ever see!
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!Herro, everyone! My name is Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic!
And my name is...Bob.
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!Ya' know, in case I wanna go tobogganing during a nuclear winter.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.I...I-I... "iJustine"!? That's terrifying! [girly scream] The idea of her playing video games and trying to pass it off as entertainment is more frightening than any of these Necromorphs! She can't even play Portal! SHE CAN'T EVEN PLAY PORTAL!
edited 23rd Apr '15 8:34:01 PM by LordoftheJunpeiZone
"My name is Zortan. I'll give you death."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)@Mattias — Nigahiga's How to Be a Ninja
[listening to music with earbuds, then goes up to pee]
[headphones tie themselves up]
[returns]
...GH!
Oh, come on, you think I'll believe that?
IT'S A CURSE, I TELL YOU! A CURSE!
Skip, skip, skip to my lou! My favorite show is Doctor Who!
edited 24th Apr '15 6:20:25 AM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.Captain Blake Hunter, recording. Current date: unknown. Current location: unknown. I am utterly lost, utterly alone. Time and place mean nothing to me in this alien land. As for my abductors, they are nowhere to be seen. And so, my only enemy at the moment is this brutal cold of this godforsaken land. I now venture out in search of shelter and answers.
simple asLet’s put some hot in there!
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!Old men are the future.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.That is one spicy meat-a bushing!
...That made no sense! But there you go.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.LIVERPOOL FC IS HARD AS HELL
UNITED, TOTTENHAM, ARSENAL
WATCH MY LIPS AND I WILL SPELL
'CAUSE THEY DON'T JUST PLAY, BUT THEY CAN RAP AS WELL
You play your recorder at night, while we eat beans around the fire... And then we expire, because eating beans is so exhausting...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.Nota-Pe-Nis, Nota-Pe-Nis, You're the best farming tool we've had!
You help our farms for some damn reason!
We don't know why, but we're really really grateful!
We give you all our money!
Because we want the Nota-Pe-Nis!
We want it today!
...
Nota-Pe-Nis is the very best!
And nothing else can say that it's not farming equipment...
Because it is.
These childs have been bad!
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!Did you eat the sun again?
-just want to stay home and play video games-
-keep getting invited to parties-
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.I get it up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get enormously aroused by the dirty pigeons...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.Ed Edd And Eddy (I think)
edited 27th Apr '15 10:11:19 PM by The_Mattias
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!Mafia Joe > Remove your face.
edited 27th Apr '15 10:37:40 PM by TheGreatDuck
My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big oneHow's that stew coming along? My map's starting to look pretty tasty.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Du going to trust SWEDEN for honest appraisal of ideal D hardness?!
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
"Put the money in the bag, or I'll adventure your goddamn face off!"
edited 22nd Apr '15 6:53:39 PM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.