whatever he can
Hold Q: Move Kirk To
dead devotion
10 YEARS
Oh, that's just great, Matt! No licence, no job, now what?
simple as
You two need yoga, you need a shower, and you all need to know how to handle real power.
Did somebody say "real power"?
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
dork: silent assassin
He surprised me by blowing himself up.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Li'l Shardfinder
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"I'm really putting THIS guy in charge. Meet MALCOM! 'Machine Automated Leadership...com.'"
edited 29th Jul '14 10:00:36 AM by TheMike
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
"Power,immortality,omniscience...BUT NO LEG ROOM?!"
Li'l Shardfinder
I only know the German word for constipation... Which, I believe, is "Farfrompoopen".
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
The outdoors are gay. That's why they're out. Out of the closet. And I'm trying to get in. Into the Phresh Factor! That's P-H-R-E-S-H!
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Li'l Shardfinder
Hey sailor, keep it on the trailer, 'cause we've got a big small craft advisory...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"Hey, Joel. Where've you been?"
"Long story. Act 1: Scene 1. Stage note: Curtains open. A young man in his twenties named Joel Dawson steps out on stage, dressed in— STOP! Short story: Your mom."
edited 31st Jul '14 1:31:55 PM by TheMike
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Li'l Shardfinder
Humans are so pli-com-cated...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Ten seconds before
Lord Hottinton had Ms. Timmons removed from the premises immediately.
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"Trapped for so very long in the ocean mist...oh, how I hate that blasted mist."
"Really? I like mist. I think it's pretty."
"Well sure, mist is pretty...but egad is it dull."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Li'l Shardfinder
wrong thread oopsies
edited 1st Aug '14 9:22:10 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Ten seconds before
You have a disco dog now, little Richard.
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"I always read coupons when I sit by the pool."
"How convenient, I happen to always jump nude past guys reading coupons by their pools."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"Welcome home, every volume of Kiss Basket!...It's about pretty boys who turn into baskets."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Li'l Shardfinder
Life was wonderful and if somebody had thrown a hand grenade at me on a Wednesday evening in August 2012 and blown me up, the surrounding area would have been sprayed with a wave of happiness, blood and optimism.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
dork: silent assassin
Ionia!
Noxus!
...
...LEONA!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"All right, you have thirty seconds. GO!"
-scribbling noises-
"It's a penis. It's a...penis, right? It's a...it's a big...penis. It's a...a... huge, pulsating, vein-covered—"
"The Statue of Liberty!"
"Bingo!"
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
AHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK DIS! I! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM-
(Iron Man?)
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Li'l Shardfinder
OSCAR! You will NOT GET AWAY! I am REALLY PISSED OFF!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
INCARNATION OF POWER
"From today on I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
They're a special kind of pedophiles.
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.