The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

No, I'm merely "inviting" you "along."

what happen when storm chase you

If I'm chasing you, you've pissed me off beyond a normal level.

you'll never catch me

Well of course not. You're the one who kept arresting people.

edited 20th Nov '17 2:55:37 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

well they kept breaking the rules

There's one place I want to drive to: Walt Disney World.

-chains Demetrios to the Mickeymobile, gives Mickey Mouse the keys, and has him drive into Disneyland, turning them into...-

   MICKEME MOUSIOS   

I don't want to be fused with anybody.

yes you do

fuse with meeeeee

-does the Fusion Dance incorrectly so that the combined being we turn into is an old man-

lame!

(well I for one like being fused with Medusa even if the only one being petrified is me)

So I'm reading the Batman Dark Nights comics again

in this one, The Merciless (Evil god batman) is about to fight Wonder Woman, but he still loves her and he actually offers her a weapon

):

Who are you people

(I am MEDUSOZZY)

We're Star Fox!

what are you

(I am, currently, a statue of an immortal vampire fused with a gorgon.)

what are you doing?

(Staying in the same position due to the whole "petrified" thing and thinking at you due to the whole "conscious" thing.)

What is your [REDACTED]'s favorite fruit?

He personally enjoys [DATA EXPUNGED].

(pineapple, hence my bribing [REDACTED] with pineapple that one time)

(fun fact I really did bribe someone with pineapple once)