The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

If Dusty was a Pokemon she'd either 8e an Espurr◊ or an Alolan Meowth◊.

Or a new Pokemon entirely.

and if I was a Pokemon trainer I'd have a spidery Pokemon and a couple kets... and a 8uncha Ghost types 'cause I love Ghost types.

and I want a Mimikyu 8ecause omfg they are super cute lol

I mean just LOOKIT IT◊

looks ugly

HOW DARE YOU

Mimikyu is pro8a8ly cuter than you are.

know what else is cuter than you

DUSTY

cuter than most anyone

little ket

I still want to 8e a ket.

an actual little ket

who only cares a8out having a warm place to sleep and food and a litter pan and ear scritches and snuggles and pettings and a lap to curl up in and that kind of thing instead of worrying a8out work and politics and money and other human concerns

plus I would 8e hella cute

I just snuggled the heck outta Dusty.

8a8y Dusty!

I have to live for two weeks in my third language. Fun. Really rewarding though.

good night friends

G'night, kitten.

[beat]

Oh wait, Dusty's the kitten. My mistake.

Ozbourne. We may have a problem.

the heat from yesterday has fried my brain and I can remember nothing

Song of the Day #97

You see my hands are steady
You've seen my face before
Soon you can take your last look
And they'll close the door

I stand accused before you
I have no tears to cry
And you will never break me
Till the day I die

A criminal mind
Is all I've ever known
They tried to reform me
But I'm made of cold stone
A criminal mind
Is all I've ever had
Ask one who's known me
If I'm really so bad...
I am.

nicotine valium vicodin marijuana ecstasy and alcohol

fool you'll summon a demon with chanting!

Hello! My name's Beelzebub, but you can call me "Beelz"!

C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE

just say no

what the fuck I just had a nightmare where there was a cougar in my living room

Long ago, in a foolish land, I, Aku, shapeshifting master of portals, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE portal in time. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him in the portal in time, where my evil is foolish. Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is EXTRA THICK

Samurai Jack Aku, 2017

~Star Bee ~Cathari Sarad ~Smartgirl 333 ~heliosKAISER

Tentative date for next session has moved to July 1st; who all's good for it?