He's not loud enough! Everything he says is true! Dungeons And Dragons is the Devil!!!1ONE1!
The Danse Macabre Codex
-Sips at his lemonade, strums at banjo; The Stars and Bars wave from above the porch-
Would you kindly settle on down, suh, and have yourself a cold drink? These Virginia sunsets call for a little small talk over some sweet lemonade.
He who has watched Gettysburg, remember the actor who played General Lee.
Ghosts' Poet
-Becomes President, funds Emergency Power Armor program, watches as Vice President goes crazy-
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT US, CAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
See? Funny, and inoffensive
edited 12th Jul '10 9:31:17 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
The Goat Man
<quote> Hi, I'm a big, fat, arrogant, overprivileged asshole who doesn't give a fuck about the poor and would like to see the Middle East turned into a glass crater as soon as possible. Vote Palin.</quote>
See, now you're just being rude. This was uncalled for.
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Most people put their flag out only on holidays like Independence Day and Memorial Day.
I have mine out every day and night, except when the weather bars it. I have some that succumbed to the rain buried in the backyard...
Dammit, that's against the law! If you don't want to burn them yourself (and who could blame you, flag burning is horrible) then you send them to the nearest military base for disposal. Which should be right next door anyway, so no problem there.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Random minor inconveniences? Get me my shotgun.
Time to go to the gym!
... -sneaks to Mc Donalds-
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Tief girl with eartude
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF COMMUNIST IRAQIS!!
Actual dialogue.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
Relax, guys. We're the heroes, after all!
Ironic, huh?
Where's the birth certificate?
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
Right here. NEXT ISSUE!
Ironic, huh?
9/11 was an inside job!
Chaotic New Troll
lets teach teh creationisms in teh schoolz lolwut[p=-['][;0
AMURRKA IZ UH KRISCHUN CUNTRY
(The gibberish at the end was made by my dog pushing his face into the keyboard)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoX1HCxxMJo
*obese, laying on a couch with corn chips*
HONEY, PASS ME THE REMOTE! THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE ON! OH, AND BRING ME THOSE BIG MACS!
Hey y'all, it's Thanksgiving! What am I thankful for? Big Macs, guns, gay marriage being banned... pass the cornbread, dear.
- Sits down on his white-painted porch, looking out over his estate with some cold lemonade in hand-
Mister Chick means well, but his tone is a bit too loud for me to find tolerable.