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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.

Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#178176: Sep 29th 2014 at 7:34:22 PM

I once had a lot of trouble getting my phone charger into my phone once.

Then I realised my phone was in my pocket and I was looking for an outlet on an apple I was gonna have for lunch.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#178177: Sep 29th 2014 at 7:37:25 PM

Curse you and your children's children.
Does that mean you're skipping a generation?

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
#178178: Sep 29th 2014 at 7:40:18 PM

[up]Look, do you know what the economy's like on curses these days? I can't afford to curse three whole generations, and skipping one gives the legions of hell a nice cooldown period so they're not grumpy. You don't want to know what it's like, making contracts with grumpy demons. Demons in a good mood are tiresome enough. I'm not racist, I'm just sayin'.

"We're home, Chewie."
Xopher001 Since: Jul, 2012
#178179: Sep 29th 2014 at 7:40:27 PM

Apparently Canada has some ban on comics depicting the committing of crimes of any sort? Is this true? I find that hard to believe...

LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#178180: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:00:44 PM

Poured too much cereal and I don't own enough milk to fill up the bowl properly.

Oh really when?
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#178181: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:01:18 PM

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
#178182: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:01:44 PM

Eat it without milk like A TRUE MANLY MAN.

"We're home, Chewie."
Rosvo1 Since: Aug, 2009
#178183: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:01:50 PM

Have you heard of the mythical place called the grocery store?

LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#178184: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:02:25 PM

It's 11 PM, none of the stores are open.

Panic setting in.

Oh really when?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#178185: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:03:11 PM

use water

And then there was silence
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#178186: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:03:57 PM

That's worse than just eating dry cereal.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#178187: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:04:18 PM

I've already poured all the milk in there and it's not enough. I'm not using watered down milk.

I'm desperate, not a savage.

Oh really when?
Xopher001 Since: Jul, 2012
#178188: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:04:32 PM

Why are you eating cereal at 11 PM?

Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#178189: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:04:48 PM

No stores near you are open at 11? What weird world do you live in?

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Ellowen My Ao3 from Down by the Bay Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#178190: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:04:56 PM

pour some back???

my cat is being adorable.

Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#178191: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:05:08 PM

[up][up][up]Because I'm too lazy to actually cook something

[up][up]Nope, I live in a tiny ass hamlet. It's annoying frankly.

edited 29th Sep '14 8:05:35 PM by LeGarcon

Oh really when?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#178192: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:07:10 PM

spit in your cereal until it fills up

And then there was silence
Xopher001 Since: Jul, 2012
#178193: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:11:26 PM

Use Orange Juice. That's what my Third Grade teacher would do

Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
#178194: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:15:02 PM

Mixing orange juice and milk sounds like a terrible idea. Doesn't acid make milk curdle?

"We're home, Chewie."
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#178195: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:15:45 PM

heres what you do

stand on the table, drop your pants

and just piss

And then there was silence
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#178196: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:15:53 PM

I've managed to eat it somehow.

Sometimes I amaze even myself.

Oh really when?
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#178197: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:17:48 PM

[up][up][up]Yes.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Parable State of Mind from California (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
State of Mind
#178198: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:19:31 PM

If it has a Wikipedia page, then it exists.

I do not have a Wikipedia page.

Therefore, I do not exist.

"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#178199: Sep 29th 2014 at 8:20:07 PM

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
KnightofNASA Since: Jan, 2013
#178200: Sep 29th 2014 at 9:22:06 PM

A little more than a month. Half a month. A week.

Hype month engaged.


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