Just post whatever comes to mind.
Please refrain from excess venting in this thread. Talking about negative emotions is fine but it's best not to dwell on them for too long. TV Tropes is not suited to deal with mental health situations.
If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.
Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM
Embrace the mindscrew
Peanut butter all the way.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
The Ant King
The situation in theoretical physics is not unlike the situation in contemporary philosophy. Epistemology is king, supporting a not-well-thought-through relationism that sits awkwardly atop what amounts to idealism. Mathematical formulae are held to be more real than physical substances, to subtend them. Why? Because Hilbert space is so beautiful and when you run quantum theory through it, you get all these symmetries, which attracts mathematiciansMathematicians are like cats.
Kill all math nerds
Bibliophile.
I'm feeling stupid today. Also, I feel like spoiling Fahrenheit 451 for Imipolex and everyone else who hasn't read it.
From Facepalm studios, the studio that brought you Enders Game: The Game, Enders Game: The Game: The Movie: ''yippie-kay-yay, Mother Bugger!''.
From Facepalm studios, the studio that brought you Enders Game, the game and movie, another movie so bad you'll want to read the original book.: {{1984}} 2: ''Live Free or Die Hard''
In a World…, where everyone loves Big Brother, one man loses the love. That man... is Winston Smith.
WINSTON: You! Big Brother! I hate you!
Big Brother: I thought you loved me. I love everybody.
WINSTON: I loved you! You were my brother! but loved is past tense. When I figured out that you'd been cheating on me with everyone and seeing everything, I knew you had to die. -loads gun-
Big Brother: No! Do it to Julia! I'm a free person, don't kill me!
WINSTON: Only proles and animals are free. -shoots Big Brother-
Big Brother: You may kill me, but you'll never kill the the Party! -dies-
WINSTON: This Party's over.
-the thought police rush in-
O'Brien: Murderer! Your future will be one of eternal face-stomping by boots, you unperson! -puts on steel-toed boots-
WINSTON: In Socialist England, Face stomp Boots! -kills the thought police and O'Brien via literal face-stomping-
From Facepalm Studios, the studio that brought you Ender's Game, the movie and game, and 1984 2, comes another movie so bad you'll want to burn it and read the book: Fahrenheit 451 2: Read Free or Burn Harder.
NOTE: This one isn't as good, because I haven't actually read Farenhiet 451.
MONTAG: In American Anvilist Dystopia, Book burn You! -runs around burning everybody with a book/flamethrower-
Beatty: Oh, the horrible irony!
From facepalm studios, the studio that brought you a bunch of awful crud, comes Unpersons: This time, it's peronal!
WINSTON: Even though I defeated the Party, I'm still just an unperson who might as well not exist in society.
MONTAG: Even though I killed Beatty and a bunch of other people, I don't think I got anything done. In fact, I think Beatty wanted to die.
-they run into each other. The rest of the movie is a bromantic comedy.-
From Facepalm Studios, the studios that totally ruined classic books by turning them in to summer blockbusters, comes Talleyrand and Napoleon.
SCENE: Talleyrand is in bed, Napoleon is yelling at him.
NAPOLEON: Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord, you wake up this instant and clean up the mess you made of France with your scheme!
TALLEYRAND: Which scheme? You can't possibly expect me to remember them all.
NAPOLEON: Don't play ignorant with me. You know what you did. Now get up and stop my regime from collapsing.
TALLEYRAND: Regimes may rise and fall, but I do not.
NAPOLEON: You piece of merde in a silk stocking!
TALLEYRAND: Quoting yourself out of context does not work that way! Good night!
NAPOLEON: mumblemumblemumble I guess I'll save my empire myself.
-Talleyrand's mistress, Lady XYZ, appears from under the blanket of Talleyrand's bed-
Lady XYZ: Who was that? Who would be rude enough to wake us up at this ungodly hour?
TALLEYRAND: Napoleon Bonaparte.
BOTH: What a pity that such a great man should have such poor manners.
Ray Bradbury, Orson Scott Card, and George Orwell: -facepalms-
edited 18th Feb '11 10:38:18 AM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Embrace the mindscrew
You leave them alone and they explode and take up all the processing power?
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
DUMB
Mathematicians don't do physics, necessarily...
@glowsquid, DK summary: Uh. Wow.
edited 18th Feb '11 10:31:14 AM by Tzetze
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The Ant King
Okay, thread's over, Aliroz won.
Kill all math nerds
frozen in time
I feel like spoiling Fahrenheit 451 for Imipolex and everyone else who hasn't read it.Hmm, you can't kanneda (sp?) in a pothole?
edited 18th Feb '11 10:32:53 AM by ImipolexG
no one will notice that I changed this
Embrace the mindscrew
Darn, and I was just to bring out my rocket organ.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
frozen in time
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Ghosts' Poet
My Edit:
From Facepalm Studios, the studio that brought you Ender's Game, the movie and game, and 1984 2, comes another movie so bad you'll want to burn it and read the book: Fahrenheit 451 2: Read Free or Burn Harder.
MONTAG: Beatty? I thought you were dead.
BEATTY: I was Montag. But I merged with the mechanical hound. I am Beathound! Now, join me in rebuilding society without books, or I'll kill your wife.
MONTAG: NEVEEEEEEEEER!
-insert flamethrower duel here-
edited 18th Feb '11 10:43:06 AM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
DUMB
Oh wow that was hilarious
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Bibliophile.
^^ Okay, I just got own'd. Hard.
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Time to go to MOFW.
edited 18th Feb '11 10:46:11 AM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Ghosts' Poet
When one holds down the sustaining pedal on a piano, the strings in the piano vibrate to any sound. If you play a saxophone or a horn next to it, they will retain the notes that you played. A similar effect happens if you play a saxophone or a horn next to a cymbal.
I'm surprised that an instrument hasn't been made that uses those facts.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Literally A Princess
@Imi: Thanks to your avatar, I am imagining Alice doing kannadaface. It is quite humorous.
Heapers’ Hangout
@Yarrunmace — They have, actually. Any instrument incorporating a drone
uses the same concept.
DUMB
Ha, so that's why that happens. That was fun to mess with.
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The Taste Of Rain... Why Kneel
The Ant King
Face Time
@Myrm: DO IT.
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
gets mad about videogames
Someone made a page for Novastorm.
I can die an happy man : ).
While I had to make the page for Were Alive because I'm apparently the only troper who likes it...
The Ant King
^^ Find that kind of time. Check behind the fridge and behind the cushions.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped