Gristknife
Guys, these DB Qs were horendous!
...
IN ANOTHER TIMELENE! Oh, I kill myself.
Still, I don't think you have a feel for the significance even the smallest change can have on a timeline. So, I've decided to send you over to Mr. Ray's class and randomly insert things into their code.
Just don't tell them that's why you're there.
Ooh, and remember, we're going to be having Alternian exchange students later in the year, and we'll need host families.
Swing by after school for an info packet if you're interested.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
HIP HOP HIPSTER
Alright, today we'll be analyzing the Bible. All of it. Start reading.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Who is here who is identify the manied typings of the Engrish? Do not be the shyness!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
HOORAY!
So after the teacher for Shotacon 101 collapsed from a squee-filled heart attack, it appears I'm the only other teacher qualified to teach.
Alright class, please take out volume 1 of Kuroshitsuji. We're going to be talking about Ciel Phantomhive.
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Gristknife
No Jim, I won't except your fanfiction about a touhou as an alternate univeresal backlog.
Why? Because we're doing history here, there's nothing there about PODs, time travel, or alien spacebats. And no, Mij Darkslayer is not a historical figure.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Everyone, I want you to take out your calculators and graph the square root of of a zombie.
Gristknife
ALRIGHT YOU LIMP-WRISTED SONS OF MAGGOTS! THE GODDAMN PTA SEEMS TO THINK IT KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT PE, SO WE'LL ALL BE PLAYING SWEET AND PANSY-LIKE!!!
FIRST IS BADMINTON! FIRST OF YOU PRANCING NIMRODS I CATCH FLINCHING WHEN THE BIRDIE COMES TOWARDS HIM GETS AN EXTRA TEN LAPS!!!
Why am I taking a PE class? Why? (sigh) Might as well make the most of it.
(suddenly much more threatening) Okay, people! We're gonna play Bombardment! Think about that and nothing else! Bombardment! Bombardment!
Tell me something happy
(goes into the main office)
Um, I understand a teacher is needed for Fangirling 101? I think you'll find I'm highly qualified...
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
(AP Programming...)
So, who can, without cracking jokes, summarize Dijkstra's Algorithm for me?
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