Use Noodle Implements.

It's definitely not part of a science experiment researching the unknown biological relationship between fish and pens.

I demand a tent, a dead body, a man of Polish descent, 50 bribed cops, a helicopter, an Amoral Attorney, and several pills.

Certainly not attempting to establish a new polish kingdom are we?

We need 120 bins of rice, 2 capacitors, and 1 injection of go-juice, along with a couple million wats of electricity

Sadly that's not going to be enough to fix your computer system's service banks, you'll also need a bundle of wires.

Help! Jake from State Farm is here and he's brought a crop top, a pair of pliers, a bucket of dirty water, and a CD of stock sound effects! What's he plotting, anyway?

The stage hand gets the bucket of water to throw on a signal. The hot actress gets the crop top to wear. You're in the commercial as the driver Distracted by the Sexy while the other actor with the pliers "sabotages" your tractor. You are directed to drive the tractor off-camera whereupon the stock sound effects for an Offscreen Crash will play and the stage hand will throw the bucket of water to imply you crashed into an open sewer.

We busted the Mad Scientist and confiscated his brain scanners, genetic vats, steroids, Klatchian Coffee, birdcages and octopus tanks. But we can't make sense of his corkboard full of DNA sequences and traits and brain maps. Also, the cages and tanks were all empty, we still can't find his crows or his octopi. Most worryingly of all, we just found our missing ninja Bound and Gagged inside a contraption the scientist calls his "knowledge pump".

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 15th 2021 at 10:37:23 AM

Time to make an extremely fast and stealthy octopus-bird ninja assassin.

Hey, Greg told me to go to his house and bring a bucket of molasses, a screwdriver, and a powerhose...

He wanted to make his own makeshift molasses fountain.

Ok a melodica, 3 electric pianos... *touches head* Did you just stole my brain!? How am I still alive?

Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 23rd 2021 at 4:07:35 PM

It's ok, your new robot brain will keep you going. I needed an actual brain for the musical Frankenstein's Monster I was making, you see.

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Okay, I'm going to need: A large container of chocolate syrup, a copy of Rihanna's latest album, a box of Fruit Roll-Ups, a bucket of sawdust, three very sharp needles, a violin, and four million neatly wrapped pennies.

Making a snack for a pregnant alien huh, Just make sure the husband isn’t allergic to metal.

Help! My Patient who just crashed into a Water Tower looks like a donut! All I have on me are Bandaids, A Trebuchet, A Letter with no text on it, some ink, some plastic, and a wrench!

This isn’t reality it’s Jojo Part 3 and we all know who the person in the water tower is.

Edited by JKBenbot on Jan 26th 2021 at 3:12:26 PM

That launching people into the Atmosphere glitch to heal them doesn’t work in real life sadly.

I need more 80 more bins of rice, 1 cup of physicite tea, 3 joints of smoke leaf, 4 cups of go-juice, 2 packs of flake and yayo, and lastly a heart and lungs.

80 bins of rice is too many man! There's only 50 people to feed.

YOU BETTER GODDAMN EXPLAIN WHY I'M A FUCKING ROBOT (did you put my soul in this robot body?) AND WHY THAT NOTEPAD APP HAS CUSTOMISABLE COLOR SETTINGS WHEN NO OTHER ITERATION HAS!

BUMP

BUMP BUMP

Apple is testing the new I Robot and its upcoming customization features.

I demand a perfect clone of Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, and Franklin D Roosevelt.

Edited by tzaoray on Feb 8th 2021 at 7:41:08 PM

No your perfect recreation of ww2 is not legal or allowed

I need 20 barrels of fuel, 50 pounds of steel, And that expirmental hydraulic press oh and a gallon of human blood.

Okay, but you have to melt the steel into liquid, otherwise this solid fuel ain't gonna mix, ever.

I need 35,000 sheets of paper, which is to be burnt, then layered upon 3 tons of glass, and consumed with 25 rubber erasers.

Upgrading your colony of Rubber Erasers I see.

Why the hell am I in City, With the feeling that 4 ghosts are behind me a Crucifix, a photo of a Pyramid of Giza, and a mobile phone with town of Salem saying I got the crusader role?

A Long Needed Bump

Looks you finally completed the contract, welcome to Hollywood!

So I have a half assembled sniper rifle, a crumpled photo of Stalin in my back pocket, 15 jelly donuts, and finally a map showing I'm in Victorian London.

What the hell happened last night!?

Edited by vjoi on Jul 6th 2021 at 9:24:09 AM

Thanks for helping prep for our TV show about a time traveling assassin “taking care” of world leaders. And you brought snacks, too!

Okay, back from Target, got the bug spray, the PVC pipes, the froyo, and the oyster shucker.

Alright! Now we can make our own multi-purpose weapon to show up our neighbour and his stupid fucking potato cannon!

Why did those twins run down the road carrying a fire hose, three boxes of charcoal and two of those crazy drinking helmets?

Well, it's a good thing they brought that hose because with all that drinking, that cookout is bound to get out of hand...

— All right, I've got the info sheet on global warming, a carton of chocolate milk, a beret, and a DVD with a bunch of South Park episodes. What else do I need for this?

I see you’re preparing for global warming,while wanting to be fashionable. Maybe get a bunker or something as well?

Why would I need a metal ball,a Gravity Gun,wires,a battery,a supercomputer,a crow and a red light? Do I make a machine out of that or what?