-attempts to throw empty beer glass at the back of Marioguy128's head sneakily, misses; glass goes towards Strange Dwarf instead-
SORRY! Oh, boogers. I hope this hijacker didn't hear that.
edited 18th Oct '10 4:38:26 PM by Everest
I was SLEEPING, goddammit!
SLEEPING!
-goes to sleep again-
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
Geomancer
I'M GONNA BLOW ALL THIS SHIT UP!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
There, there, I'm sure all of our problems can be worked ou-
-wrestles the gun away and points it at Marioguy-
Put your hands behind your head, hand over any other weapons, and give me your wallet!
-accidentally shoots Strange Dwarf in the shoulder-
Oops! Sorry...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
-is woken up from naptime-
Waaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah!
Geomancer
I WILL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF MR.MAN!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Ha! You are too late for that! Now back on the ground... All right I can't take this!
-Points it at A Random Serf-
STOP CRYING!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Uuuugh . . . too many loud noises. LOUDNESS MAKES ME ANGRY! EVERYONE STAY CALM!
-charges Marioguy128; tackles him; falls over as well; sprains ankle-
Geomancer
-grabs a mic-
ATTENTION EVERYONE! YOU WILL ALL DIE!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Fortunately I had bulletproof armour.
-looks at Marioguy- Oh, give us a break. With that avatar? Normally I should report you to the police of whatever country we're going but I'm sure we can find a better way to sort things out. Now calm down. Would you like some biscuits?
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
Oooo yay! The voice intercom thingy!
-clears throat-
Ladies and Gentleman, allow me to provide the entertainment.
-burps over intercom-
Hey
Hey, look!
LIZAAAAAAARDS!
Just a teapot
-Picks one up and throws it-
Lizard fight!
Insert witty one-liner here.
Hey
I LOVE LIZARD FIGHTS!
-throws lizard, accidentally hits Marioguy-
edited 22nd Oct '10 3:49:10 AM by Slouch
Lord of Bass
-continues sipping cocktails undisturbed in first class-
And that's the end of that chapter.
Hey
First class?
MO' LIKE FIRST ASS! -smacks Nightmare BC 666 in the face with a lizard-
*Sees my friend Jack* Hi Jack!
*Sees security*
OH SHI-
Dreams of Revenge
-hears the commotion coming from the back-
...A hijacking?
Hm, now what was the mnemonic for the emergency transponder codes? "75 - taken alive. 76 - in a fix. 77 - going to heaven."
Okay, so it's 7500.
-sets the transponder code-
Why did I sign up for this crazy airline anyway?
-a pause-
Oh yeah, it was because they were the only guys who'd accept me.
Locking you up on radar since '09
*Is running from security* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh...
*Opens door and jumps out* HA HA MOFOS!
edited 24th Oct '10 3:10:20 PM by LandOfGold
Your army sucks.
*Skims through the Skymall magazine*
Who buys this crap?
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
*wakes up, looks out plane window*
HOLY SHIT! ONE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING ENGINES HAVE BURNED OUT!
Bah, I'll fix it.
-Picks up a toolbox and walks through the wall onto the wing-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Departed days ahead.
-Emerges from the door, coughing and wearing a torn up suit-
Got caught in one of the engines. By the way, the plane's now a single engine machine. Hope that's not too much of a problem for anyone.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Dreams of Revenge
-Various warning lights illuminate along with the fire bell triggering in the cockpit, but these switch off one by one as Anomalocaris fixes the engine-
...Okay, now I know why this job was so well paid.
edited 26th Oct '10 10:09:04 AM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
-pulls out gun-
I'M HIJACKING THIS PLANE AND GONNA FUCKING KILL EVERYONE!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!