Typing the internet since '90
Goofus trolled everyone with cheats to win, so he doesn't get a trophy.
Gallant doesn't overdose on his recreational drugs.
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Goofus overdosed on drugs when he stole then from Gallant.
Gallant drinks only organic fruit juice or water.
Goofus drinks high-concentrated alcohol mixed with soda.
Gallant does useful things in his spare time.
...eheh
Goofus looks at porn when he should be working.
Gallant helpfully gives a stranger directions when asked where to go to a certain area.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Shadow of Legends
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Goofus trolls the internet and browses TV Tropes.
Goofus deliberately causes a tourist to miss their plane through bogus directions and several other thoroughly malicious tricks and traps.
Gallant makes useful contributions to various wikis.
edited 20th Aug '14 9:16:12 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Goofus makes "Useful Contributions" to wikis. Usually involving Jews.
Gallant saves the best for last.
edited 24th Aug '14 2:31:15 PM by PadurKaril
I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.Goofus does all the good stuff first then ends on a low note.
Gallant checks if there's already a similar topic before creating a new thread.
...eheh
Goofus makes at least one "Kiss, ####, Kill" thread a day. In the On Topic Conversations forum.
Gallant shaved his mustache so that his deaf date could read his lips more clearly.
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus shaves his pubes so that his cock looks larger. Sadly, it's still a small popcorn kernnel.
Gallant reads a bedtime story to his daughter every night
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Goofus reads a Horror Story to his daughter every night.
Gallant is nice.
Typing the internet since '90
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus is an atheist.
Gallant is a talented artist who puts a lot of time and effort into his work.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Goofus' art resembles that of a cross between Sonichu and that game about "ponycorns".
Gallant releases free DLC packs with every update to his game.
edited 27th Aug '14 4:23:54 PM by WillyFourEyes
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Goofus charges a base fee for the game and releases pay-to-win DLC to go with it.
Gallant eats the daily recommended servings of vegetables every day.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Shadow of Legends
Goofus eats either raw meat or burned meat.
Gallant gives his father a pleasantly memorable father's day gift based on sensible observations of his father's wants and needs.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Goofus never realized that his father didn't want his gift every year to be a punch in the face.
Gallant rescues stray dogs, and treats injured ones too.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.Goofus shoots both pet cats/dogs and stray cats/dogs in the head for kicks.
Gallant helps as part of a bomb defusal squad, preventing people from getting harmed.
...eheh
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus is a suicide bomber
Gallant wants to have sex with Chun-lin.
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Goofus slips roofies in Cammy's drink.
Gallant only plays in video game tournaments to have fun.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus did it to win a shitty power glove.
Gallant gives his respects to Michael Brown's family and swore to defend them in the court of law.
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Fly Air Madeline
Goofus is doing whatever he can to make Michael Brown seem guilty... for fun.
Gallant takes his children to a progressive school.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Goofus claims that he's home schooling his kids, but actually he's just locking them in a room with random books.
Gallant pursues a sensible Keynesian fiscal policy.
Goofus sells his stuff when demand is low and buys when demand is high.
Gallant gives directions to people who are lost.
...eheh
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus grinds lost travelers into smoked meat at his evil psycho motel.
Gallant pets, hugs, and feeds his moe blob love everyday.
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Goofus pisses on said corpses.
Gallant humbly and quietly accepts his award for winning a video game tournament.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.