Gristknife
What mooks? What's everybody shooting at? THERE'S NOTHING HERE BUT FOG AN- Tim? Is that you? But...you're dead!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
...I'm not Tim, I'm Jessica.
Wow, the monster designs are so sexist.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
Gristknife
Jess? How'd you get here?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
I took a bus... but then it broke down and now it's gone when I went to the gas station.
Then I found you and I found this convenient assault rifle, buutttt my clothes are gone.
DON'T LOOK YOU PERVERT.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
Gristknife
But...You're wearing clothes.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
I don't think "the skin of about twenty things down the street hastily cut off with a scalpel and shittily sewn together with the whiskers of dead rats" counts as clothes, and my eyes are up here.
On the other hand, I found this really large knife.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
...Well, depends on what your definition of clothing is...
Gristknife
Did you join PETA?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
...
No, if I was PETA, I'd be begging you to not kill that horrible looking bird that is gnawing on your shoulder.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
One just might
The creepy guy emerged from the bush. "Hey there! That's the red rumped red breasted night-stalker. It is critically endangered. I waited for years to see one."
edited 3rd Nov '10 8:42:27 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Gristknife
OH JESUS CHRIST! GET IT OFF!
-Smashes head of bird in with crowbar.-
There, now you can study it in detail. What's going on here anyway, I doubt you're just a bird watcher. Oh, and Jess, could you maybe find me a health drink or something? I'm loosing a bit of blood.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Or, I could use more of my not-clothing to stop the bleeding.
Somehow.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
Gristknife
Do you hear an air-raid siren? 'Cause I do...
-Staggers back and forth.-
Bluuuuuuuh...
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
-painful minutes of stitching and Worst Aid later-
There. Stop staring at my chest.
Hey, what's with this helmet? It's pointy.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
CHERYL CHERYL CHERYL CHERYL CHERYL CHERYL SWEETIE CHERYL CHERYL CHERYL CHERYL
Gristknife
KEEP HIM AWAY FROM KEEP HIM AWAY! HE'S A PUPPET! A PUPPET! I LOST THE PASSWORD AND THE PUPPET WANTS TO KILL ME! GO AWAY YOU'RE JUST A SOCK!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Can someone please ask him to stop asking my breasts about where this Cheryl is
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
Gristknife
HE'S NOT REAL, JESS, HE CAN'T BE!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
If he's not real then why did I just slap him
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
There is only one way out of this... (Take a gun and point upward, I'll all be over soon)
Hooray! You actually took time from your very busy schedule to read this.
Departed days ahead.
-Wanders back carrying assortment of weapons- Seems like the madness is form again. Fantastic. Might want to grab some weapons, this could get hairy.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
There is only one way out of this... (Take a gun and point upward, I'll all be over soon)
This isn't time for a race. For starters, all I'm wearing is a skirt, and do you know how hard it is to carry a battle rifle with magazines?
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
Gristknife
LET ME SEE!
-Grab's Rifle and empties clip into Mason.-
I brought you into the world, I'll take you out of it. Like the dirty sock you are.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
One just might
Hey, I watched other critters too. Now look what you've done, the species could go extinct. Now I have to take this and bury it somewhere. Take the carcass, hang it at the end of the shovel and disappeared into the underbrush.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
-takes out AR-15 and begins shooting at mooks as well-