Unfortunately, the shop was shut.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:25 AM by ACrackInTime
Fortunately, Bob brought his lock picking tools.
Unfortunately, door had security system.
Fortunately, Alice remembered the code from when she worked there part time over the summer.
Unfortunately, the code didn't work.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:16 AM by ACrackInTime
Defiler of Shops
Fortunately, there was a memo on the door announcing the new code.
Soul is ugly.
Unfortunately, it tells Alice she'll have to come back next week to find out.
Fortunately, Alice is a Time Lord
edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:07 AM by ACrackInTime
Unfortunately, a week later the shop is destroyed.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:25:55 AM by MidnightVelvet
Fortunately, a shop has opened next door to it.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:00 AM by ACrackInTime
Tief girl with eartude
Unfortunately it refuses to sell Alice's favorite brand of cheese.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Fortunately they sell her favorite beer to drink her sorrows away!
Unfortunately, her liver is already failing.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:32:30 AM by MidnightVelvet
Fortunately, there were medicines to help her liver.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:43:51 AM by ACrackInTime
Unfortunately, she couldn't afford them.
Fortunately her boyfriend could!
Problem?
Unfortunately, said boyfriend has VIOLATED THE LAW. He must pay the court a fine or serve his sentence!
Last Defense Line.
Fortunately, he was a millionaire.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:43:42 AM by ACrackInTime
Unfortunately, his bank account was robbed yesterday.
Fortunately, he had a back-up account.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:35 AM by ACrackInTime
Edit: F Ffff, at what point there were that many posts? o-o
Unfortunately, that account is expired.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:47:25 AM by SpookyMask
Fortunately she just randomly decided to stop with the beer and become a superhero!
Unfortunately the shop didn't accept his mastercard!
Fortunately the shopkeeper took pity to her story and gave her the medicines anyway!
JESUS CHRIST.
edited 11th Sep '10 11:48:50 AM by WUE
Unfortunately, the medicines reacted badly with her stomach and made her ill.
Harkinian & The Bois
Fortunately, they gave her superpowers.
I can't stop listening to this
Read all about it on The Other Wiki's article[1]
. Thought it sounded fun, so I thought I'd give it a go here.
I'll start: One day, Alice and Bob decided to take a trip to the store...