Read all about it on The Other Wiki's article[1]. Thought it sounded fun, so I thought I'd give it a go here.

I'll start: One day, Alice and Bob decided to take a trip to the store...

Unfortunately, the shop was shut.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:25 AM by ACrackInTime

Fortunately, Bob brought his lock picking tools.

Unfortunately, door had security system.

Fortunately, Alice remembered the code from when she worked there part time over the summer.

Unfortunately, the code didn't work.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:16 AM by ACrackInTime

Fortunately, there was a memo on the door announcing the new code.

Unfortunately, it tells Alice she'll have to come back next week to find out.

Fortunately, Alice is a Time Lord

edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:07 AM by ACrackInTime

Unfortunately, a week later the shop is destroyed.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:25:55 AM by MidnightVelvet

Fortunately, a shop has opened next door to it.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:00 AM by ACrackInTime

Unfortunately it refuses to sell Alice's favorite brand of cheese.

Fortunately they sell her favorite beer to drink her sorrows away!

Unfortunately, her liver is already failing.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:32:30 AM by MidnightVelvet

Fortunately, there were medicines to help her liver.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:43:51 AM by ACrackInTime

Unfortunately, she couldn't afford them.

Fortunately her boyfriend could!

Unfortunately, said boyfriend has VIOLATED THE LAW. He must pay the court a fine or serve his sentence!

Fortunately, he was a millionaire.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:43:42 AM by ACrackInTime

Unfortunately, his bank account was robbed yesterday.

Fortunately, he had a back-up account.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:44:35 AM by ACrackInTime

Edit: F Ffff, at what point there were that many posts? o-o

Unfortunately, that account is expired.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:47:25 AM by SpookyMask

Fortunately she just randomly decided to stop with the beer and become a superhero!

Unfortunately the shop didn't accept his mastercard!

Fortunately the shopkeeper took pity to her story and gave her the medicines anyway!

JESUS CHRIST.

edited 11th Sep '10 11:48:50 AM by WUE

Unfortunately, the medicines reacted badly with her stomach and made her ill.

Fortunately, they gave her superpowers.