PRAISE TALOS
It's been fun.
Absolutely no relation to NLK
Exactly! Also the Dark One.
edited 6th Feb '16 1:32:06 PM by Ninety
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
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Ok, time to throw the masquerade in the shitter.
I am this thread's god.
The god of random thoughts, sarcasm, cuckooland, lampshading and pizza.
edited 6th Feb '16 2:32:42 PM by WolfMattGrey
You activated... my TRAP CARD! I cast "Deicide" and pass my turn.
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I am genre savvy and found a way to become a mortal years ago.
I'll have to stay like that for the rest of the fight since you have anti-god traps. So I gotta be careful about mortal death.
Although if I do die I got a soul jar somewhere.
Indeed.
Oh come on everyone knows the thread god was Booky. We have been abandoned by our deity.
Despite my screen-name, ranting to you about One Piece is not my top priority.
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Do you have any idea how boring it is to take care of you little mortals? To make sure the elder god known as Thread doesn't just consume you all like tiny chips with chili sauce? Woe betide he who spends his immortal power keeping little grubs and that angry eldritch thing from kiling each other. And he who fights such monsters constantly runs the risk of becoming himself an abomination. Booky went eldritchnuts and I had to kill them and take their place as a far more effective and humble replacement.
edited 7th Feb '16 9:34:21 AM by WolfMattGrey
But Deicide isn't a trap card. It's an Instant.
Wolfie only needs a basic Counter Spell.
edited 7th Feb '16 9:45:40 AM by Anura
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit in.
edited 7th Feb '16 9:53:53 AM by SatoshiBakura
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
And then we all died in a zebra crossing.
edited 7th Feb '16 9:53:38 AM by MetaFour
I didn't write any of that.
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heh, the fancy battle to death option exists too.
who said you can't believe in someone who exists? It's like trusting someone, only in a different way. Like your parents. Anyway, I started religions on many alien worlds. Including the one where the Thread is from.
I have other ways of killing you all.
(I wonder how far we can take this joke before it becomes boring)
You might think that my argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, Well That about Wraps It Up for God.
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Someone can make a fortune of any bullshit if it's done properly.
Indeed.
Tru dat.
Despite my screen-name, ranting to you about One Piece is not my top priority.
If it's bullshit enough then it will literally cost you negative money to make.
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
And negative manufacturing costs are also bullshit. It creates a bullshit feedback loop.
I didn't write any of that.
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Not to mention I'm pretty sure it costs negative money to buy too. Everyone gets richer with bullshit, basically. The money is like "fuck it even I got standards I don't wanna waste my time for such bullshit".
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
And then you have to spend the money to launch all the bullshit into the sun.
Official Tesladyne Employee TM
The reason Earth is flooded in that future has nothing to do with the Condesce. It was just the Sun going "oh, fuck this, time for payback".
You are dazzled by my array of very legal documents.
So that's what global warming is!
Avatar by Leafsnake
Okay, that's on the list of shit that's given me cancer just by looking at it.
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I know I wouldn't like having it as browser. Way too shitty.
Genderbent beta trolls. I especially like Vriska, Kanaya and Karkat, they're very anime-looking.
I think I will always be a fan of female Eridan designs.
It's been fun.
Ascended gods is a topic I really like. Especially when there are already established god-gods.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.