Odd confessions.

Sometimes I just stare at a wall for several minutes, being struck by how bizarre it feels to exist.

I'm getting a doctorate in applied mathematics, yet I still get tripped up by the basic 12 times tables.

Sometimes, I wish I was female. Other... not so much.

During my teen years I would watch movies and tv series in an unlikely way. I created a fictional character that I controlled with my imagination and experienced the story through said character real time. It's less weird than it sounds. I still do it with Avatar The Last Airbender though... I'm a VERY special human being.

edited 5th Feb '16 3:10:42 PM by Pwener

I do something very similar. I have an entire cast of characters in my head. Whenever I watch or read something, I experience it through the character that's the most suited for the plot. If none exactly fit, I'll take just details from the show, adjust them, and add it to one of my characters' life stories.

And I thought I was the only weirdo that did that. Tv Tropes truly is home

GIVE ME A HUG, YOU!

I tried to eat a frozen piece of corn when I was three.

I didn't know you had to heat it up.

I'm politically neutral, due to obvious reasons, but I honestly wish Trump would give me a small loan of a million dollars.

-hopes no one will hurt me-

We've got a Trump supporter over here! Get the torches and pitchforks!

I don't have any pitchforks, but I do have a copy of Pitchfork Magazine that someone got me for April Fools Day!

I'll allow it. Get them!

Run Webby, run!

No. No support. Just wishing he'd give me money.

Whenever I pack a sandwich for myself, I take a big damn bite out of it after I finish making it almost as if it's an unofficial bite of approval. You'd think I do it to scare people who'd try to steal my food but are afraid of germs, but in reality it's because I used to have these crappy sandwich bags that just barely what I put in them, so I had to bite a chunk out of said sandwich to fit it in.

edited 5th Feb '16 6:37:48 PM by ParadoxialStratagem

I don't like sandwiches. This has been a reoccurring bane of mine throughout my whole life. Because whenever you go somewhere, whether it's school, your friend's house, or any sort of community event, what do they have? Freaking sandwiches. Turkey, ham, or vegetable. I just have to stock up on potato chops.

After all these years, I still hate the crust.

I want to meet an Austrian one day.

Then....I'm going to ask him/her if there is a kangaroo in Austria, just to see the reaction.

I can sense the anger now...

That's unfortunate because I love sandwiches. It's crazy. My favorite two foods are sandwiches and casseroles and my family thinks I'm really weird because of it.

Also. I can't dance to save my life. I'm so bad that Drake would laugh at me.

Web Idol last page: I would personally avoid having such a power, if only to avoid the chance of going mas with it.

My favorite food are salmons, pizza and pineapples.

I would totally use my power for evil.

Which is funny because people say I'm a sweet girl and wouldn't hurt a fly.

That's only because I choose to be that way.

I guess it's odd that the only painkiller to work for me is Aleve.

Well, for me at least, it depends on what you take it for Aleve works best for period cramps, just saying but I can concur.

I can't watch competitive shows because I just end up getting stressed on behalf of competitors, as I just want everyone to win.

That was quite the spoiler. What episode is that from?

I don't watch the Superbowl for the game. I don't watch it for the commercials either. I'm just watching it so I have an excuse to stuff my face with chips and dip.

I have no interest in the Super Bowl. For years I thought it was a baseball game.